HOLLYWOOD CONSPIRACY!!

i have connections deep into hollywood and the riaa who have given me this information. i need to spread this through the internet asap. the pirate bay and many other torrent sites are being ran by a secret hollywood organization known as the "Johnny Favourites." led by satan, they have tricked people into thinking torrent sites are legit. in reality, they are using real files to draw people in and track them. THEY ARE PREPARING to slap MILLION dollar lawsuits on thousands of people globally forcing them to abide american copyright laws. then, phase 2 of their plan consists of satan buying the defendants souls for amnesty and using the UN to create a global governmet. i cant reveal it all yet, but i can say one thing. microsoft and hitler is involved. and zombies.

prepare.

Sexy cat



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The Da Vinci Code is a shitty movie based on a shitty book by a usually good director and a horrible author.  Fuck Dan Brown.