300 sucked ass

It was way overrated. No plot, and I think everyone who liked it should DIAF. And when I say it sucked ass, I meant it was completely awesome sauce. And when I said I think everyone who enjoyed it should DIAF, I meant it, because I'm a nigger.

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Wow...well i think that is the most ingorant comment you have ever put on a site. Yeah the plot is followed by history..DURRR..sparts vs. 3,000 persians..that would be the main plot to this movie. Yeah and so what i liked it. THis must be some of the greatist war movies in modern time.

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Followed history? The movie was based on the comic, which is historically inaccurate. Greatest war movie of modern times? Not even close. I would say that the best war movie to come out within the past 20 years is black hawk down. Also, check your fucking grammar. It sucks to the point where it's unreadable.

I was hoping for more war. I never read the comic so I thought of something Breaveheart-ish

Black Hawk Down? Are you fucking kidding me?

Good, but surely not the best in twenty years.

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>black hawk down
Hahaha, oh wow. Brave Special OP guy is surrounded at the helicopter and shot about 20 times while still killing evil guys until he finally and heroically dies.

No, that movie was not really good.

My vote goes to Steiner – Das Eiserne Kreuz (The Iron Cross) which probably none of you guys know or possibly Das Boot.

how the fuck could you not like it his wifes fucking nipples where the size of my dick... 2 fucking inches... those r some fucking huge ass nipples

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what

actually, black hawk down was a very good movie, just you're too ignorant to understand it :)

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They made the movie more myth than history.

this movie is 90% slow motion

300 RULED YOU HAVE NO ARGUMENT YOU ARE A N00B READ A REVIEW SOMETIME. THE MOVIE IS FLIPPIN' BASED OFF A GRAPHIC NOVEL WHICH YOU MUST NOW READ OR SHOVE DOWN YOUR THROAT. (NOTE ONLY PERSIANS WERE ACTUALLY "OFFENDED" BY THAT MOVIE)

RIAL should die along with the Persians. :]]]

Yeah but then it be 1 million + 1 persian which wouldn't fit in with the already "no plot" movie.

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I liked the Southpark version!

More people would watch if it was Sappho's from the Isle of Lesbos against the Persians and not the faggots from the city of Sparta!

Did you know, in Sparta, homosexuality and pederasty were mandated by law? I think the Spartans thought that if men were fucking men more often they'd be more macho than if men were to fuck women (and be sticken by the womannly curse of effeminacy).

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STFU NOOB 300 made you cry you emo faggot go suck dick

Hi, I'm from the future. In about six years from you current time and date, "Olympus Has Fallen" is in theaters. If you thought 300 suxed balz, try that one for sucking

Did anyone see the sequel, Meet the Spartans? That was funnier.

Did anyone see the sequel, Meet the Spartans? That was funnier.

Clearly "Original poster" missed the point.
The plot covers the patriotic foundation of America.
Which is that our government is not run by any church of any other nation. In fact, it also shouldn't be run by our churches.
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[As you know, all other public prayers are blasphemy and Amen is a Egyptian end deity]
Before we begin, let's do the only public prayer allowed by God:
"Holy is also your name, your kingdom's will be done on earth and heaven.
Let us eat and forgive our relative trespass. All that is yours is eternal.
So we love you and we are done speaking to you".
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Atheists and Anti-theists are banned from Christian Freemasonry,Satanic illuminatism
and military activity ceremonies [and/or activities].

Why? Atheists don't believe that Satan is real. They also don't believe that Satan is the

greatest threat to your personal health, YOU ARE. Understand that you are dangerous.

You mights say "Me?;But I'm mostly harmless!". Alone you might be. All it takes is

one other person just like you to cause massive planetary disasters! It takes:

One snowflake to cause a avalanche, One drop to start a tidal tsunami and one

butterfly to cause a tornado to tear through birds at a windmill power farm.

Don't get me started on the pain one suicidal person brings to a entire city.
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I don't believe in Illuminati nonsense and diplomatic immunity.

After talking to a group of religious fanatics in downtown, I suddenly understood.

America broke away from the Church of England because they had claimed that their

King was ordained to Kingship by God himself and all of his cruel dictatorship

over the planet was none other than what God willed. "God wills it" they said.

The last straw was a illegal tariff taxation that didn't tell you what it paid for.

Both secular and nondenominational groups came together to resolve this problem

using funding from their local central banking establishment and the French to

declare independence that spilled out into a international war.

[ The civil war was the same war as the independence war because

God hates: The forbidden fig fruit, Female [women] and the freely liberated. ]

Unfortunately, Americans forgot and they are trying to allow these international

dictators impose their personal definition of religious will on the American people.

Europe accidentally dragged America into the Iraq war and American leaders did everything

they could to justify it. They broke the taxation laws of the IRS to politically

promote these wars in our local places of worship.

They dragged America into another financial disaster. This is unforgivable.
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With that in mind, that proves that the golden rule is broken in the hands of those

who are insanely delusional and love avoidable pains applied to their alive state.

A sane person only chooses pain when it ensures their survival.

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How does this delusional insanity cause illusions? It starts with how you feel

as a social group. If you feel is something is a [truthful] fact and other confirm it,

you will use it as the cornerstone of every aspect of your life. If this cornerstone

were to ever break, your entire identity would feel unraveled and dead.

Anti-theism is dangerous when presented to a Christian who is not ready.

Some commit suicide. Suicide is not the correct solution to choose.

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Your response could be, but what about the "Person who abandons a doomed vehicle" or the

"Plank of Carneades?" or "Sophia's choice?"or a "Ethical Dilemma trolley train paradox?".

[In these games, it's: You vs you, you vs someone else, someone else vs someone else and

you vs the future of the entire universe!]

These are all philosophical questions that make logical sense when your heart is not

involved but suddenly become the hardest questions ever when your heart is involved.

Math doesn't care about what you feel. Statistical math just calculates.

Society places assumptions based on patterns. Patterns can deceive you.

The alive have a choice but no-one is "lucky" or "Psychic".
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The virgin Mary was never a virgin. She was raped and people lied to keep her alive.

Jewish law requires a bribe to keep the unwed raped alive. Otherwise, they are to be killed.

It is very easy for a rapist to accuse a woman of adultery back then. They hated women.

Also unless Jesus was born through a Caesarean. Don't be silly.

Also let's not forget Jesus's siblings.

Where did they come from?

Mary is not a virgin.
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Love did this to you: lied,stole,killed,hurt and destroyed [you].
Beware of the Hedonic treadmill adaptation. Your memories lie too.
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Your deity named "God" is the eye of providence

and it is why you still feel uneasy about the universe.

No one is out to get you as much as YOU are out to get YOU. YOU ARE A CRITIC.
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