Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 18:42
I've always heard how this flick was supposed to be hilarious bad and chock-full of plot holes, but holy fucking shit, this crap is actually 100% UNREAL! So many questions!
* For an advanced, space faring race of galactic conquerors, those Psychlos suffer from some serious faulty logic. They see a man drivin and a dog on his side? THE DOG IS OBVIOUSLY THE DOMINAN SPECIES. After days of starving, a man finds a rat and desperately eat it uncooked? MANKIND'S FAVORITE FOOD IS UNCOOKED RAT. Jesuschristonastick!
* Why was so difficult to believe that humans were capable of operating simple machinery and following simple orders? I mean, the Psychlos already know the cities and stuff were part of a human civilization. Fuck, THEY KNOW THEY CAN DRIVE A CAR!
* The "explosive to even the slightest radition" air must be the most absurd plot point in Sci-Fi history ever. What the fuck? Do their sun produce marshmallow instead of radition?
* Why, oh why that guy began saying "PIECE OF CAKE PIECE OF CAKE" all of sudden? It doesn'tt make any sense. I even tried rewatching that part to see if I missed something. Nope, dude just says that without any explanation (do they even know what's a cake?)
* Humans speaking in perfect english one time, grunting like fucking apes the next. Yes, I agree with the Psychlos on that, fucking MAN-ANIMALS
* Why was that alien learning machine using human names? I know the math would be the same everywhere, but not the fucking names.
* They trained a squad of cavemen to fly Harriers using just one simulator... in one week?
* Furthermore, said Harriers (plus a fuckton of military equipment, PLUS ELECTRICITY) was in mint condition, up and running, fully fueled... after 1000 years?
* Those Psychlo dudes never had the idead of checking if the Humans had caches of golf? Wait, it's already established that the Psychlos don't know what the fuck. Forget that.
* The described effect of the Psychlo handguns are "vaporizing". They even say it aloud plenty of times on the movie. But the fucking guns don't do that!
Bah, this movie...
* For an advanced, space faring race of galactic conquerors, those Psychlos suffer from some serious faulty logic. They see a man drivin and a dog on his side? THE DOG IS OBVIOUSLY THE DOMINAN SPECIES. After days of starving, a man finds a rat and desperately eat it uncooked? MANKIND'S FAVORITE FOOD IS UNCOOKED RAT. Jesuschristonastick!
* Why was so difficult to believe that humans were capable of operating simple machinery and following simple orders? I mean, the Psychlos already know the cities and stuff were part of a human civilization. Fuck, THEY KNOW THEY CAN DRIVE A CAR!
* The "explosive to even the slightest radition" air must be the most absurd plot point in Sci-Fi history ever. What the fuck? Do their sun produce marshmallow instead of radition?
* Why, oh why that guy began saying "PIECE OF CAKE PIECE OF CAKE" all of sudden? It doesn'tt make any sense. I even tried rewatching that part to see if I missed something. Nope, dude just says that without any explanation (do they even know what's a cake?)
* Humans speaking in perfect english one time, grunting like fucking apes the next. Yes, I agree with the Psychlos on that, fucking MAN-ANIMALS
* Why was that alien learning machine using human names? I know the math would be the same everywhere, but not the fucking names.
* They trained a squad of cavemen to fly Harriers using just one simulator... in one week?
* Furthermore, said Harriers (plus a fuckton of military equipment, PLUS ELECTRICITY) was in mint condition, up and running, fully fueled... after 1000 years?
* Those Psychlo dudes never had the idead of checking if the Humans had caches of golf? Wait, it's already established that the Psychlos don't know what the fuck. Forget that.
* The described effect of the Psychlo handguns are "vaporizing". They even say it aloud plenty of times on the movie. But the fucking guns don't do that!
Bah, this movie...