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Just watched Battlefield Earth...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 18:42

I've always heard how this flick was supposed to be hilarious bad and chock-full of plot holes, but holy fucking shit, this crap is actually 100% UNREAL! So many questions!

* For an advanced, space faring race of galactic conquerors, those Psychlos suffer from some serious faulty logic. They see a man drivin and a dog on his side? THE DOG IS OBVIOUSLY THE DOMINAN SPECIES. After days of starving, a man finds a rat and desperately eat it uncooked? MANKIND'S FAVORITE FOOD IS UNCOOKED RAT. Jesuschristonastick!

* Why was so difficult to believe that humans were capable of operating simple machinery and following simple orders? I mean, the Psychlos already know the cities and stuff were part of a human civilization. Fuck, THEY KNOW THEY CAN DRIVE A CAR!

* The "explosive to even the slightest radition" air must be the most absurd plot point in Sci-Fi history ever. What the fuck? Do their sun produce marshmallow instead of radition?

* Why, oh why that guy began saying "PIECE OF CAKE PIECE OF CAKE" all of sudden? It doesn'tt make any sense. I even tried rewatching that part to see if I missed something. Nope, dude just says that without any explanation (do they even know what's a cake?)

* Humans speaking in perfect english one time, grunting like fucking apes the next. Yes, I agree with the Psychlos on that, fucking MAN-ANIMALS

* Why was that alien learning machine using human names? I know the math would be the same everywhere, but not the fucking names.

* They trained a squad of cavemen to fly Harriers using just one simulator... in one week?

* Furthermore, said Harriers (plus a fuckton of military equipment, PLUS ELECTRICITY) was in mint condition, up and running, fully fueled... after 1000 years?

* Those Psychlo dudes never had the idead of checking if the Humans had caches of golf? Wait, it's already established that the Psychlos don't know what the fuck. Forget that.

* The described effect of the Psychlo handguns are "vaporizing". They even say it aloud plenty of times on the movie. But the fucking guns don't do that!

Bah, this movie...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 18:43

Uh, just noticed, by "golf" i meant "gold". Yay!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 1:28

I almost finished watching it, but the DVD had a glitch.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-31 1:46

I don't believe I will ever watch this movie.

Name: Ninevrise0AV 2006-03-31 17:08

Go through this movie and count the instances of:
1)Rats. (expresed or implied)
2)'Leverage'.
3)Rats used as 'leverage'.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-02 3:26

And thus Scientology was born.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-03 1:41

Is this movie worth wasting two hours on for the sake of wasting two hours?  I already saw the last ten minutes in a theater and I believe those were the best ten minutes of the film.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 15:11

>>7
It's worth in the "so bad it's good" sense. Watch it with a MST3k attitude, preferably with a couple of frinds and some bers, and I guarantee you'll be entertained.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 22:23

I agree with >>1 on most points. That movie was a laugh riot. But on the math thing...What if an alien race had a mathematicle system based off of eight as opposed to ten like ours? I know this wouldn't apply to these aliens, but a system based off of eight, would be different.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 22:30

>>9
You're a Wing Commander fan aren't you. =B

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 3:31

>>10

Not really. I like Star Wars.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-07 18:36

>>5
I did this. OMFG... Rats expressed or implied... Omg.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-09 13:39

they even have a working 1000 years old nukes and explosives, wow, and your president now tried to produce new bombs because his 50 years old bombs are considered unreliable lol

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 13:56

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