There’s many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There’s many a young boy who feels things he can’t comprehend.
Well a small town don’t like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don’t like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.
Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there’s the feminine,
And inside every lady there’s a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he’s done with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other,
Say, what do you think all them saddles and boots was about?
And there’s many a cowboy who don’t understand
the way that he feels for his brother,
And inside every cowboy there’s a lady that’d love to slip out.
And there’s always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone’s the first one to get shot down dead.
So when you talk to a cowboy don’t treat him like he was a sister,
You can’t fuck with the lady that’s sleepin’ in each cowboy’s head.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other,
What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?
And there’s many a cowboy who don’t understand
the way that he feels for his brother,
Inside every lady there’s a cowboy that wants to slip out. And inside every cowboy there’s a lady that’d love to slip out.
Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I’ll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other,
That’s why they wear leather, and Levi’s and belts buckled tight.
There’s many a cowboy who don’t understand
the way that he feels towards his brother,
There’s many a cowboy who’s more like a lady at night.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other,
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns.
There’s many a cowboy who don’t understand
the way that he feels for his brother;
There’s many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he’s done.
I want to bugger Matt Dillon. Does this mean I am gay?
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Anonymous2006-03-06 23:09
i saw crash and brokeback mountain. crash was better.
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Anonymous2006-03-06 23:20
I watched Crash in class last semester.
Racial tensions > Gay cowboys.
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Anonymous2006-03-06 23:43
Brokeback is a film about families, about lost love, about loss. It is a human story set against intensely dramatic natural scenery to underscore the helplessness of human emotions.
Except, cowboys don't herd sheep.
I liked Crash.
Except why did Haggis name his film after a much more fucked up film called Crash directed by David Cronenberg. Like, what kind of Canadian is Haggis anyway? An asshole like James Cameron? Canadians are supposed to be nice, like all the nice Canadians who helped Ang Lee make Brokeback Mountain (shot in Canada).
And has anybody seen Murderball?
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Anonymous2006-03-07 15:26
All cowboys are gay. If you've ever been to Colorado Springs you will understand.
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Anonymous2006-03-07 17:42
Coybows used to be cool then the gays took them wtf
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Anonymous2006-03-07 18:33
Cowboys were never cool. They're just a bunch of fags who like to play dress-up.
When have cowboys ever been straight? Why else is there a preference for male horses eh? Have you people not paid attention to any dialogue? Only Romans are fruitier. It's quite obvious just cuz they're chrissauns they've been oppressing themselves.
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Anonymous2006-03-10 5:03
Saw it a few days ago...I really dont know how to feel about it. It's really slow and boring yet I couldnt stop watching it.
I saw this real life cowboy guy on fear factor and he beat this gay guy and he kicked everyone's asses with ease
Besides, western themes in videogames are usually done decently
Wild arms had good music and arcanum was aweomse
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Anonymous2006-03-13 17:59
What happens in fantasy and what happens in real life are two different things.
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Anonymous2006-03-13 23:31
There are very few cowboy assbandit fudgepackers.
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Anonymous2006-03-17 22:50
>>21
aint been to wyoming ah says son, aint a been there.
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Anonymous2006-03-25 14:16
Bud Spencer and Terence Hill starring in Trinit: sweatty man love
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Anonymous2006-03-27 16:16
Gay Are Cowboy!!!
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Anonymous2006-03-31 23:17
Cowboy Are Gay!!!
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Anonymous2006-04-01 2:21
In Soviet Russia, boy cows gay!
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Anonymous2006-04-22 14:00
seen it.. loved it.. and i bought it.. and for those who cant hadle it go sleep with your wife and girlfriends and just keep dreamin of us who are doin each other.