/tele/ - Jet Li in The Pacifier 2

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 5:00

This is pretty old news, but incase you haven't heard. Jet Li has officialy anounced that he will not be making martial arts movies anymore in favor of more family oriented movies. He has a movie coming out early 2006 which will be his last martial arts film.
What are your thoughts?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 15:04

He should kick himself in the fucking head.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 23:31 (sage)

wait jet li can act? scince when? he was only ever good for fighting

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-20 12:03

"The One" pissed me off. "I'm not Chinese, I'm living in a surburban white family where everything is normal. Except for that black guy with the huge fucking head."

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 14:42

I just saw Fist of Legend. He took on Billy Chow. Fucking greatness.
Old Jet Li could annihilate New Ghetto Jet Li so SO fast. That handstand-kick was just plain impressive.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 15:23

How do I become Jet Li?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 22:08

>>6
kill all the other anonymous so you can absorb their powers

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 12:57

No, I mean Fist of Legend Jet Li. I need to do handstand kicks that are faster than punches.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 20:04

>>6

shota web

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 8:22

>>8
Push butan
Receive Handstand Kick

that and years of training and dicipline

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 14:22

Nobody uses text boards.
No I leave forever.

Jet Li in The Pacifier 2

1 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 5:00

2 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 15:04

3 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 23:31 (sage)

4 Name: Anonymous 2005-12-20 12:03

5 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 14:42

6 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 15:23

7 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 22:08

8 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 12:57

9 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 20:04

10 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 8:22

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 14:22