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Movies:What you thought of before they sucked

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-19 13:22

You hear a movie is going to be out.  You might read some information or a brief summary.  You might see a short preview or ad.  You might even see the DVD available in stores because you've never heard of it.

What were your initial impressions before you ever watched the actual film?  What did you think would happen, what did you imagine happening that didn't, and what did you expect to feel from the movie?

-Star Wars Episode I:  Lightsaber fights and blaster fights would be the most impressive so far.  Strange pink creature makes basic noises and does not speak, and probably doesn't get much screen time.  Mysterious wise creatures with backpacks hike through a misty forest.  New red faced Sith character subtly influences Anakin, affecting him years later.

-Star Trek Nemesis:  An intelligent enemy threatens the Enterprise.  His origins involve Borg technology and independence from the collective, and he can take control of entire fleets from different worlds to threaten the Federation.  Cameo appearance by DS9 and the homecoming Voyager.  Major characters are killed, including Wesley, Guinan, Barclay, and Spot the cat.

-The Village:  A remote village encounters supernatural creatures who resemble Tonberries from Final Fantasy.  They kill without mercy, leading to many freaky but artistic scenes involving human corpses and pretty clothing.  The village must subtly deal with the creatures by affecting their psyche, but ultimately they become angered and attack in bizarre fits of anger.

-The Sixth Sense:  Dead people walk around, without realizing they're dead.  They have conversations, interact with each other, and have different reactions to their current situation.  The kid dies.

-Street Fighter:  Adaptation of the basic Street Fighter plot, with unfortunately cheap effects and acting, but at least faithful to the plot and characters.

-From Hell:  Close adapation of the graphic novel that reveals so many Freemason conspiracy theories that the movie becomes mysteriously shut down and removed from all theatres.

-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2:  An interesting exploration of the "family" from the first movie, a sort of "meet the hideously deformed rotting old people with bad table manners."  Bizarre, grotesque, but still watchable.

-The One:  Finally, a martial arts movie that ushers in a new era of special effects with amazing choreography, sci-fi concepts, and plot that seems fresh and thought provoking.  Martial arts movies are then taken as a serious genre, worked on by famous directors who contribute with amazing scripts without fear of being laughed at.

-Dungeons and Dragons:  Finally, a fantasy movies that ushers in a new era of amazing epic plot, special effects, top notch acting, and a detailed view of what fantasy worlds are really like from a roleplayer's perspective.  Fantasy movies are then taken seriously, not laughed at for cheap effects and bad acting.  A Magic the Gathering movie soon follows.  



Name: Anonymous 2005-03-21 15:10

- Casshern:

Do I need to finish this post?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-23 12:56

Riddick- An awesome movie filled with so many special effects that Vin Diesel doesn't have a chance to speak, even once!  Riddick is like some crazy special effects superhero that unleashes all kinds of crazy powers that have to do with his eyes and the darkness (he can kill EVERYTHING in the dark, as he adapted this from the aliens in the last movie).  So he goes all crazy Neo/Jet Li/Superman on everyone and blows up everything just by blinking his eyes and stuff!  Awesome! 

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-24 10:17

>>3
i heard the riddik videogame from buenavista interactive is awesome

if its anything like tron2.0 from buenavista interactive, it probably is awesome

should warez it or somethign

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-21 4:17

The Forgotten - A smart psychological thriller.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-19 12:13

Unbreakable - I thought that it was going to be about a guy who comes to realize that he is incapable of dying or being physically injured because he was actually the center character in a fictional work (comic or book) being penned by someone in the "real world". Thus no matter what happened to him, something would always happen to ensure his safety, no matter how unlikely it was. Combinations of atmospheric conditions and the actions of other people and his own subconscious actions would combine to make it so that he was able to get by every situation a hairs-breadth from any injury.

I still liked the film though.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-21 17:39

Volcano High - Awesome, fast fights involving lots and lots of people with the teachers killing all their asses whenever they felt like it.  Yet somehow, it turned into DBZ live action.

Windstruck - More sweetheart love story with cast from Sassy Gal, following usual meet up under misunderstanding but then become lovers, go through another misunderstanding but come to be resolved in the end and the lovers are together again.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-27 20:59

signs-i thought it was going to be scary.... M. Knight Shamalamadingdong is a dissapointment, that movie sucked ass.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 12:13

>>1

"-The Sixth Sense:  Dead people walk around, without realizing they're dead.  They have conversations, interact with each other, and have different reactions to their current situation.  The kid dies."

You motherfucker! I didn't know!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-08 22:20

the butterfly effect: a novel and fascinating film exploring the wonders of Lepidoptera

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 14:27

Deep Throat: thought it was about food or breath mints...

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