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If you owned your own TV station...

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-10 21:45

What would you put on it?

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-11 3:54

TELEVISE ANTI ADULT SWIM FLAME POSTS 24/7

I HATE THOSE STUPID NIGGERS

Name: York 2005-02-12 20:19

I found this weird as hell signal from out of Pittsburg, masked.  People tortured, immolation, rape, chains, Videodrome.  I think it's the next big thing.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-15 1:07 (sage)

城山三郎の「乗取り」を読み返してるのだが、

白木屋が最終的に五島慶太の物になったように、今回の騒動も
堀江の資金が尽きた時を見計らって「奴よかはマシだろ」と皆が
納得できる役者が新たに登場、ほりえもんはそいつに
ニッポン放送株を譲渡して幕引きになる可能性もありそう。
その黒幕がフジサンケイグループにどんな影響力を行使するかは不明。

さききょんが「堀右衛門は道化。本命はペテン禿」と言ってたら
本当に三木谷とか孫が出てきたのと同じ筋書。

ホリエモンは「利権まみれの旧態依然とした業界にインターネッツで
風穴を開けたがる鉄砲玉」のキャラで今後も重宝される希ガス。

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-20 7:38

Anime and Japanese TV (funny programs and dorama).
No dubs of course!

Name: 4 2005-02-20 8:39 (sage)

「乗取り」は英訳が出てる、タイトルはThe Takeoverだ

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-23 22:43

This would be my plan for every day of the week:

05:00~12:00 - Nothing, since you should be sleeping.
12:00 - Porn. For that morning wood you get.
13:00 - Anime. Preferrably shounen.
15:00 - TV news drama.
15:30 - More anime.
16:00 - Hentai anime.
17:00 - Onto real porn.
18:00 - Kids time, better go back to hentai.
19:00 - Ok that was enough, now more porn.
20:00 - Lol intarweb, a program where you can learn about the latest intarweb memes and get good torrent links
20:30 - Too much time without hentai. More hentai.
21:00 - Quick porn before dinner.
21:30 - Ok, let's have regular anime while eating dinner, just in case. No that I'd care.
22:30 - Porn
00:00 - Hentai
02:00 - Porn
04:00 - Hentai

Repeat.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-28 11:53

Star Trek, M*A*S*H, and the A-team, all day long!

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 12:15

a-team owns

i'd put the a-team on and have anti-adult swim bumps playing instead of commercials

i hate those silly selfimportant bitches from atlanta

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 19:17

Something like ZDTV/TechTVbeforetheygotall"youngandhip". An edumacational channel about computers and technology. Plus a call-in show. The entire hour would be spent answering questions straight from the telephone, webcam or email. No segments about the latest gadget or "tips". Just questions/answers about computers (and the host is not allowed to search Google/tell people to search Google).

Name: K_x_uksami 2005-03-12 17:31

I would make the all socialism station (everyone else here seems to have porn, anime, and Star Trek covered, no need to be redundant). It would show nothing but socialist themed shows all day. Of course, there aren't any (except possibly Star Trek, so I might end up showing that, anyway) so I would probably have to make many of my own.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-13 2:13

Time to roll out the pirate tv broadcasts

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 19:15

I wish it was still March 2005. 

Things were better back then... fresher, and greener.  Life was a simple state with no worries, save for keeping my GPA high enough to pass the Gestapo-like College admissions and scholarship requirements.

I was happier then, and totally ignorant of the amount of rancid shit that the next half-decade would yield.  And now there is no way back. 

Worse still, is the thought of 1999.  A nation braced on the brink of the coming millenium, never knowing or anticipating the fact that things would never be better.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 21:51

child porn.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-12 21:52

hello

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-14 1:45

>>13

I cried a little.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-09 21:41

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 8:45

>>1 I like snowballs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 12:26

peanut-butter fart!

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