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TechCrunch sucks

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 10:55

Dear /tech/,
I hate TechCrunch. I seriously hate it. It is full of retarded Macfags who keep praising Apple's retardedness and bashing everything else - Android, Windows Phone, etc. And the worst thing about it all is that they pretend to be INTELLECTUAL. Whoa.

They seem to have a special grudge against Android (obviously, coz they are Macfags). No matter how good Android gets, they will NEVER applaud it or even praise it in some small way.

Look at this for example :

"The TouchPad was doomed from the start. Tablets, outside of
the iPad, are a niche device that attempt to justify their
existence by replicating notebook functions on a slate form
factor. They just don’t make sense without a robust app
marketplace. A consumer can buy an iPad and never touch
the web browser because of the sheer amount of useful and
fun apps. That’s not the case with Android, BlackBerry, or
webOS devices. These platforms, while fully functional and
vibrant as any smartphone OS, did not prep for the
transition to a 10-inch, thus the weakest of them will die an
early death from poor consumer acceptance."

tl;dr - Android sucks, Blackberry sucks, WebOS sucks but is better than Android and iPad is da best. *PUKE*

This was 2011.

More of TechCrunch's retardedness in 2013 :

"Oh Sim City 5. Don’t you wish you’d been developed as an
iPad app?"

I don't know what do these guys smoke, but these fags seem pretty high to me.

Seriously. How many times has Apple fucked these niggers for cash?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 16:34

They are probably just stupid.
What's the point of this thread?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 17:09

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Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 3:05

Every tech website is full of shit, this isn't news. Only things worth looking at are quantitative product reviews, and they can often be questionable.

Anything related to tablets/phones is always horse shit. Neckbeards are the only people iwth a clue when it comes to tech.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 11:51

I remember a time when jizzmodo and engadget didn't have massive Apple hardons. But when it comes to money, everyone's a jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 5:32

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