interactive SMS

Do you guys know of any interactive SMS numbers?  I use facebook SMS and google SMS and I used to use Urban Dictionary SMS

Umm, your friends? they might reply back!

Automated systems lol and my friends aren't able to return definitions, search the web on command, or give a message to all 1035 of my facebook followers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3QYNjCmQeI
conversation is in youtube comments.

Could I get some help inundating this fool with information? (or just troll them for all I care)
I could care less if that person is a troll, but they really don't seem to be... more-so some compulsive liar who hates to be wrong.
I could also care less if anyone wanted argue against me or troll, I just thought I'd throw this out here and hopefully get that person some help.
This person feels like a text-only Jessie slaughter reincarnated or something (not really similar, but reminds me of)
Maybe this belongs in /b/ (or some other place?) instead, I don't know, I don't frequent here.

Sorry posted in someone else's thread instead of making a new one :\ oh well, I don't care about that dumb person anyway.