If you hear a noise with you milk and your roll
It must be the 10.30 Humphrey patrol
In slippers with pom-poms for creeping about
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
There’s a Humphrey about.
100 Humphrey’s soft as silk
Out on the search for your unigate milk
Get extra pintas or you’ll be without
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
There’s a Humphrey about.
Copy and paste if your milk mysteriously vanishes...