Best free antivirus and firewall?

What currently is the best free anti virus and firewall for XP or Vista?  Yes I'm a cheap ass.

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Any useful answers?

Common Sense™.

>>4
Not sold in any store, but it's available in 3 easy payments of $39.95 from Ronco®.

>>2

I'm sure OP isn't that much of a cheep ass

>>6
but it's the only definitive solution

>>7

Buying a dog works better

>>8
A cat is fine too.

Best cheap anti-virus -- Orange Juice.  There should be a fan near where the power cable connects to the computer, just disconnect the cord (to stop the fan) and pour in no more than 4oz a day.  any more than that and you could hurt the gerbil, they don't deal well with the acids in the juice.

nod32/sygate+daily OJ pourage.

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