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Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 4:16 ID:aApPY4Yy

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup, your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 6:03 ID:CTRuomVU

SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 8:59 ID:fhJ9OkT/

>>1
OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD I'M FUCKED

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 14:41 ID:OQr7/ApA

Mine says "LOL"

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 18:23 ID:WNy351/P

I'm so tempted to put this in a mock-chain letter format and send it around to everyone I know...

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 23:53 ID:RNBnCcf6

>>5
This is older than the Internets. Unless all your contents are parents and/or retired and/or teachers, they'll already know about it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 1:34 ID:e14YVwb5

>>6
CONTENTS

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 19:13 ID:AmGdIesi

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 19:14 ID:AmGdIesi

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 19:15 ID:AmGdIesi

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-05 19:15 ID:AmGdIesi

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 6:42 ID:NQOlvrki

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-06 12:40 ID:U7nwjwKc

>>1
During my startup, it says "Grub". That means there's a bug in my system, right?

Srsly tho, this is fake. An old fake. Like that Dihydrogen Monoxide thing. It's a parody of how people's ignorance is being deliberately played on and used instead of remedied.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-07 8:00 ID:Heaven

>>13
O RLY?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-07 14:12 ID:EsnB/S7k

>>13

Incorrect. The remedy is to humiliate them so they will stop being so ignorant.

Besides, it's fun to exploit ingnorance.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-09 1:00 ID:Heaven

This is a serious thread and I am seriously interested by it, because I am a serious person.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 1:31 ID:v9A5dOI2

MY SON INSTALLED LINUX

I JUST PUNCHED THE FUCKING SHIT IN THE FACE

WHATS HIS PROBLEM

THANKS FOR THE PROTIP

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 16:34 ID:iX+0/MAz

You are kidding arent you ?

Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services ?

That sounds preposterous to me.

If it were true (and I doubt it), then companies would be selling computers without a windows. This clearly is not happening, so there must be some error in your calculations. I hope you realise that windows is more than just Office ? Its a whole system that runs the computer from start to finish, and that is a very difficult thing to acheive. A lot of people dont realise this.

Microsoft just spent $9 billion and many years to create Vista, so it does not sound reasonable that some new alternative could just snap into existence overnight like that. It would take billions of dollars and a massive effort to achieve. IBM tried, and spent a huge amount of money developing OS/2 but could never keep up with Windows. Apple tried to create their own system for years, but finally gave up recently and moved to Intel and Microsoft.

Its just not possible that a freeware like the Linux could be extended to the point where it runs the entire computer fron start to finish, without using some of the more critical parts of windows. Not possible.

I think you need to re-examine your assumptions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 18:07 ID:jsmzyTZM

>>18
IT'TH PREPOTHTEROUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 22:22 ID:TBPb5WXA

>>18
Saving for latter copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 8:21 ID:Unguvr/S

What about my daughter? Can you spank your daughter after she installed Lunix?

Name: Kite_DH 2007-03-18 11:32 ID:uXjF7bVd

lol that aint fuckin true

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 3:48 ID:Heaven

>>22
Yes, it is.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-26 15:09 ID:X2MAaUT/

>>18
>If it were true (and I doubt it), then companies would be >selling computers without a windows. This clearly is not >happening, so there must be some error in your calculations. I >hope you realise that windows is more than just Office ? Its a >whole system that runs the computer from start to finish, and >that is a very difficult thing to acheive. A lot of people dont >realise this.

LOL IBM.  HP.  Sun.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 9:47 ID:fCywJxY8

>>24
I think you need to re-examine your assumptions.

Name: Dschingis Khan 2007-03-27 16:04 ID:A1QVLkQ4

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-28 7:10 ID:Heaven

sage for lies

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-28 7:10 ID:Heaven

sage for lies

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-28 7:10 ID:Heaven

sage for lies

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-28 7:10 ID:Heaven

sage for lies

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-28 7:10 ID:Heaven

sage for lies

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-28 20:33 ID:j2s/vxq5

Holy crap I never herd so many lies. Linix is not a virus. Its simply a free operating system that's open sourse.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-28 21:38 ID:iKLeDfb0

>>32
lern2read

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-29 16:18 ID:Heaven

Old, famous troll piece. Here's the sauce:
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

Sage.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-30 13:29 ID:U42RtJTz

>>4
mine says LOLI

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 0:18 ID:mhV2H5Hn

Isn't it supposed to be linux not lunix?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 11:22 ID:lLOyVw5J

It's Lunix, or Lunarix. You're confused with INUX.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 15:16 ID:uxdhlVjC

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Name: m FH 2007-04-01 9:45 ID:3qKs7Dvv

j22zus (i like that, i should use it more often)
this is like 'Is you son doing drugs?
nevermind that ironically enough hacker friendly ISPs are 20 thousand times safer, and that you kid is probably just a poser. It really doesn't take much to hack, other then an actual understanding of computers and a lot of time to download sofwate.

Oh yeah, Fucking Troll

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-01 9:51 ID:3qKs7Dvv

>>34
i've read half the books they list
Neuromancer a hacking novel? Gibson is a genuis author, but he doesn't know didily squat about hacking, and seeing as we're not flipping on 'trodes to surf cyberspacce, pfft. Same with the other.

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