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CLASSIC PEANUTS By SCHULZ 

Charie Brown : "LET'S HUSTLE A LITTLE MORE ON THOSE FLY-BALLS!

C'MOM! MOVE IN ON THOSE GROUNDERS! THROW THE BALL! DON'T HANG ON TO IT!

ALL RIGHT! EVERYBODY OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE! LET'S GO!

OKAY TEAM, THIS IS THE START OF A NEW SEASON, AND I HAVE A FEW WORDS TO SAY...

NOW, THINK NO ONE WILL DENY THAT SPIRIT PLAYS AN IMPORTANT ROLE IN WINNING BALL GAMES..

SOME MIGHT SAY THAT IT PLAYS THE MOST IMPORTANT ROLE..

THE DESIRE TO WIN IS WHAT MAKES A TEAM GREAT...WININNG IS EVERYTHING!

THE ONLY THINGS THAT MATTERS IS TO COME IN FIRST PLACE!

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT NO ONE EVER REMEMBERS WHO COMES IN SECOND PLACES!"

Linus : "I DO, CHARLIE BROWN...IN 1928, THE GIANTS AND PHILADELPHIA FINISHED SECOND...IN 1929, IT WAS PITTSBURGH AND THE YANKEES..IN 1930, IT WAS CHICAGO AND WASHINGTON...IN 1931, IT WAS THE GIANTS AND THE YANKEES..IN 1932, IT WAS PITTSBURGH AND..."

Charlie Brown : "AND ANOTHER GREAT SEASON GETS UNDERWAY!"


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Andrea : "I HEARD YOUR SCHOOL'S BASEBALL TRYOUTS WERE TODAY YOU OKAY?"

Peter : "AM I OKAY? I'M GREAT! I PLAYED THE BEST BASEBALL I'VE EVER PLAYED!

I HIT SIX STRAIGHT HOME RUNS...

I THREW A FLAMING CURVEBALL THAT NO ONE COULD HIT...

I FLEW 50 FEET THROUGH THE AIR TO MAKE A MIRACLE BARE-HANDED CATCH..."

Andrea : "INTERESTING. ALL PAIGE TOLD ME WAS THAT YOU GOT BEANED BY A PITCH."

Peter : "THAT I DON'T REMEMBER. OH, AND DEREK JETER DROVE BY AND ASKED FOR MY AUTOGRAPH..."


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The Unshelved BOOK CLUB PRESENTS MONEYBALL The Art of Winning an Unfair Game By MICHAEL LEWIS


Mel Branch Manager : "I've been reviewing your performance over the past year.

You don't exactly hit a lot of home runs."

Dewey: "The library can't afford home run hitters.

The Oakland A's manager, Billy Beane, had the same problem.

He needed to win games but he couldn't afford to pay for big name players.

Moneyball tells how he and his statistician re-defined talent and drafted players other teams wouldn't even consider hiring.

They focused on batters' on-base percentages and pitchers' abilities to get batters to ground out, not home runs and speed.

They had a winning season with the smallest payroll in the Major League."

Mel Branch Manager :"What's your point?"

Dewey: "That I have a very small strike zone. And I deserve a raise."

Mel Branch Manager : "But's you're not on a baseball team."

Buddy The Book Beaver Library Page : "Hey, I got to first base last night!"

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