I am a complete nerd and cannot lift any more than five pounds but I want to impress all t3h ch1xx0r2 so I need to get good at sports.
How do I do this if I am too weak to be able to get t3h 5k1ll5?
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Anonymous2007-06-19 15:44 ID:JJU34B17
do coke. it will at least give you the illusion.
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Anonymous2007-06-21 23:59 ID:Gww77PBJ
eat more protein and start small with 5 pounders and work on endurance. then work your way up.
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Anonymous2007-06-22 11:15 ID:JY8gVXwR
So I need to get in shape. I'm not quite fat since my stomach doesn't block my view of my wang. what are some good exercises that an out of shape piece of shit like myself can do to get into better shape and take off my shirt without feeling self conscious. losing between 10-20 pounds is my goal. i don't care how long it takes but of course the sooner the better.
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Anonymous2007-06-24 19:45 ID:1WLIgpUi
>>1 patience and persistence. Work out, and you'll get kinda wiry. Then become emo and sleep with scene chicks. Then kill yourself for being emo.