Drinking bleach the panacea for your ills

Drinking bleach has long been an old remedy for a number of bacterial infections. The corrosive property destroys pathogens quicker than phagocytosis.

And why are you only hearing about this now? Because the iron fist of the pharmaceutical industry doesn't want you to get wind of this miracle remedy because it would erode their profits.

I myself had a sore throat on Sunday and drank a pint of bleach. It'd cleared up by Tuesday. And for the dimwitted do not drink neat bleach! Boil it first then drink. It makes it a lot safer.

Bleach is often used in intravenous application for persistent maladies.

Drinking bleach? Drinking bleach?Are you really sure of that?

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Yes. Milkribs says it worked wonders.

give yourself a bleach and ammonia enema, walk into subway car, let er rip. XD

I don't know; getting rid of the original infection just leaves you with a bunch of flesh-eating decomposers. Also, your family and friends may try to bury you in a coffin in the ground.