why the hell does this text board exist?

for real

world4ch > 4chan image boards any day of the week

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nigg nog golliwogws did it

everything started with a big bang. it started expanding and, as logical result, cooling down so the matter-antimatter fluctuation stopped and matter could start becoming something more than just lithium, hydrogenium, helium, etc. . Around one star matter started flying in circles (because of the bended space-time).Because of many collisions of this matter later the earth was born. The hot earth cooled down. In the now existing water organisms started to evolve. After many many years some of them reached the status of homo sapiens sapiens. then history started. Sumerians invented the writing; because of barbarian immigrations languages combined and evolved to the current existing; some people invented maths; some guy coincidentally found a new continent; technology became better and better; scientists built computers and improved them; physicists invented the internet; some guy came up with the idea "hey, wouldn´t it be funny if we had board for writing down everything from nonesense to high scientificial proves we have in mind?" and here we are!

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To continue, some Wapanese kid saw one of these boards, and decided to make his own crappy version.  But it was filled with cartoon child porn, so some other kid tried to get it shut down by whining to the ISP.  But it didn't work.  Then the kids made up and had buttsex.  The second kid made some crappy text boards for the first kid which make no ad money and hardly get any traffic.  But they can't be shut down because then the 2 people who use them would spam JEWS all over the imageboards.