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MASTURBATION CONSIDERED HARMFUL

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 16:34

your dna assigns you a fixed amount of calories and semen internal reproduction and external production can be the most taxing thing on your body

your caloric v endorphine ratio must be taken into consideration

I'm just providing this information which may be or not be worth your while to know

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 21:46

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 2:39

of course it's taxing on the body. Endorphins are a natural PAIN KILLER so naturally we would feel a sense of euphoria as though everything is right with the world post-climax and we can finally lay down and die as with the climax of living IS death. But it's no different than sex with a partner in this sense because the same amount of endorphins and caloric burn (if not LESS) is used in the solitary vice. Hence the Spanish term, "poca muerte," little death.

You may be smart, but I would suggest further research before poasting your wild hypotheses on here almost as though it were fact.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 10:26

>>1

Just eat a hot dog later, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 10:33

>>4
and relish it!!!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 13:41

your dna assigns you a fixed amount of calories
False. Calorie Restriction does not work that way.

> semen internal reproduction and external production can be the most taxing thing on your body
LOL no. There are generally about 300-500 million sperm cells in an average load. That's not a lot, about 2% of the total volume. The rest is water, fructose and nutients (all of which is excess from your diet).

It takes more energy to maintain things like your hair, skin, and fingernails than to generate semen. But the kings of energy consumption are the brain, heart, and lungs. The brain alone accounts for 25% of the energy consumption in the human body. Well, maybe not your brain.

As far as "taxing", if you've ever been to a gym, you've done more damage to your body than a month's woth of fapping. Also, any woman who has had a single period, let alone gone through pregnancy, would like a word with you.     

your caloric v endorphine ratio must be taken into consideration
What the fuck? Meaningless bullshit.

I'm just providing this information which may be or not be worth your while to know
STOP TALKING OUT YOUR ASS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 0:44

>>6
2nd'd

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 0:47

...also, I fapped so much in my new recliner chair that I acquired a new muscle tear in my back. It ripped by the spinal column sending a fire-hot burning piercing pain up my back and it felt like something was being pulled apart and crawling up my back. I would not wish this on anyone. Please fap ergonomically. Just a word of warning from a fellow fapenator.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 0:08

OP is a tool of the oppressor and enemy of the rights of the masturbator.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 2:58

>>9
Rebel against the rebel; that's my motto.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 13:16

>>11
only if Heather Brooke is the one giving me the blow job! :D She can take a deep one all the way to the hilt, man!!!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 6:12

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