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Hypothetical Matter

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 14:12

A tachyon is a hypothetical particle that moves at superliminal speeds.
A gauge boson always travels at the speed of light, e.g., gluons and photons.
That regulates the rest of the known matter in the universe to a class of particles known as tardyons - subliminal speeds.

Are there any hypotheses that suggest the existence of a particle that DOES NOT move?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 14:52

Well 'move' is just a way of viewing things.
You can imagine distance like a variable or a certain type of a 'charge' that increases and decreases.
But it's easier for the people to imagine the change in those things as 'moving', the way we perceive it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 5:55

Material Hypothesis

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 8:34

MATERIAL HYPOTHESIS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 19:58

>>4
no no, you keep this shit out of /sci/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 23:36

If somewhere something could reach absolute zero (0 K) then hypothetically any particle would quit moving completely according the Bose-Einstein Condensate.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 3:04

>>6
Unfortunately, there is no way to test this hypothesis, so it remains as it is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-09 10:20

>>5
[b]/sci/ MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 15:09

>>8
lol, code failure. :/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 17:49

>>9
* /sci/ MY ANUS

I was typing fast, OK!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 8:34

>>10
your anus isn't worth exploring...
fag...┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 16:41

can i disable this annoying shit somehow?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 16:52

>>12
Here's a Greasemonkey script you'll enjoy:

// ==UserScript==
// @name           fix sci
// @description    fixes all of :/'s posts on /sci/
// @namespace      http://dis.4chan.org/sci/
// @include        http://dis.4chan.org/*;
// @version        1.dix
// ==/UserScript==

(function(){
 var posts = [];
 var myclass = new RegExp('\\bpost\\b');
 var divs = document.getElementsByTagName('div')
 for(var i = 0; i < divs.length; ++i){
  var classes = divs[i].className;
  if(myclass.test(classes)) posts.push(divs[i]);
 }
 for(var i = 0; i < posts.length; ++i){
  var postername = posts[i].getElementsByTagName('span')[3];
  var postertrip = posts[i].getElementsByTagName('span')[4];
  var postbody   = posts[i].getElementsByTagName('blockquote')[0];
  if(/:\//.test(postbody.innerHTML))
   posts[i].parentNode.removeChild(posts[i]);
 }
})();

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 18:04

>>13
Will this also ignore him on /lounge/ too? Cause he shits up that board as well.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 18:05

>>11
Says the fag himself.

Name: >>14 2010-05-19 19:08

Nevermind it does. Also, the way you had your script setup, it didn't work under Opera or Firefox, so here's the fixed version.

// ==UserScript==
// @name           fix sci
// @namespace      http://dis.4chan.org/sci/
// @description    fixes all of :/'s posts on /sci/
// @include        http://dis.4chan.org/*;
// ==/UserScript==

(function(){
 var posts = [];
 var myclass = new RegExp('\\bpost\\b');
 var divs = document.getElementsByTagName('div')
 for(var i = 0; i < divs.length; ++i){
  var classes = divs[i].className;
  if(myclass.test(classes)) posts.push(divs[i]);
 }
 for(var i = 0; i < posts.length; ++i){
  var postername = posts[i].getElementsByTagName('span')[3];
  var postertrip = posts[i].getElementsByTagName('span')[4];
  var postbody   = posts[i].getElementsByTagName('blockquote')[0];
  if(/:\//.test(postbody.innerHTML))
   posts[i].parentNode.removeChild(posts[i]);
 }
})();

Name: >>14 & >>16 2010-05-19 19:11

Also, I think I'm going to make a userscript page just for this script in case this anus still continues to post his bullshite.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 19:50

>>16
>>14 worked fine under Firefox. You didn't actually change anything, you just removed the version information.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 20:21

XD BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 9:47

>>18
Oh. Well for me it didn't. But with what I posted in >>16 it works for me in both Firefox and Opera.

You didn't actually change anything, you just removed the version information.
Don't blame me, blame Firefox's Greasemonkey extension, that's how it set it up when I inputed in the information.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 14:39

>>20
XD BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 15:27

>>13
Also, the code for this filters out all URLs. Is there some way to make this be able to filter out only the colon and ONE forward slash? That would make this perfect. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-21 3:56

>>22
XD BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:/

Name: aeosynth !zdxFBW2hCw 2010-05-24 21:21

>>13
>>16
I think you guys are having trouble with the script b/c 4chan is adding a semicolon to the @include line. at least, that's what messed it up for me.

try this: change

  if(/:\//.test(postbody.innerHTML))

to

  if(/:\/\s*$/.test(postbody.textContent))

$ matches end of line, so you won't accidentally filter urls.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 22:54

>>24
Thanks, man. It works perfectly now. You've been a great help, and I'm going to put in a plug for you on the script's Greasemonkey page.

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