Hypothetical Matter

A tachyon is a hypothetical particle that moves at superliminal speeds.
A gauge boson always travels at the speed of light, e.g., gluons and photons.
That regulates the rest of the known matter in the universe to a class of particles known as tardyons - subliminal speeds.

Are there any hypotheses that suggest the existence of a particle that DOES NOT move?

>>12
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