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I hope to see you all in Hell while I'm laughing at you from above.
While I'm well aware that Poe's Law is in effect here, this holier-than-thou sentiment is echoed quite often in many forms around the globe and belies the emptiness of religion in general.
So basically, I'm doomed to eternal suffering of the worst kind imaginable for what? For using my "God-given" brain in an attempt to understand the wonders of "His Creation"? For failing to be convinced by empty promises?
And you get to chill with your deities in eternal bliss for what? For being willfully ignorant, delusional, and hateful?
Frankly, you and your deity are petty, spiteful, irrational pricks. I'd rather take my chances with this Satan guy than to have to deal with you for eternity.
I could go on and on, but the fact is, religion is retarded. Its baseless assertions simply don't even stand up to cursory examination. Get the fuck over it already.