Evolution

1. Which evolved first, male or female?
2. How many millions of years elapsed between the first male and first female?
3. List at least 9 of the false assumptions made with radioactive dating methods.
4. Why hasn't any extinct creature re-evolved after millions of years?
5. Which came first:
...the eye,
...the eyelid,
...the eyebrow,
...the eye sockets,
...the eye muscles,
...the eye lashes,
...the tear ducts,
...the brain's interpretation of light?
6. How many millions of years between each in question 5?
7. If we all evolved from a common ancestor, why can't all the different species mate with one another and produce fertile offspring?
8. List any of the millions of creatures in just five stages of its evolution showing the progression of a new organ of any kind. When you have done this, you can collect the millions of dollars in rewards offered for proof of evolution!
9. Why is it that the very things that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are still missing?
10. Explain why something as complex as human life could happen by chance, but something as simple as a coin must have a creator. (Show your math solution.)
11. Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?
12. List 50 vestigial or useless organs or appendages in the human body.
13. Why hasn't anyone collected the millions of dollars in rewards for proof of evolution?
14. If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?
15. Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?

Your homework?

1. Male of course, then male created female to make him a sandwich.
2. The male got hungry in a couple of hours
3. Once i tried to date this girl at the Nuclear plant, it didn't go very well. But we still see each other...well i see her, all three of her eyes are blind
4. Keep waiting
5. I am writing in order:
...the eye,
...the eyelid,
...the eyebrow,
...the eye sockets,
...the eye muscles,
...the eye lashes,
...the tear ducts,
...the brain's interpretation of light?
6. Years? No, they respectively happened in an hour
7. Actually they mate, i mean a goat is fine too
8. i don't get it but here goes: penis > brain > hand > penis > brain
9. you aren't looking hard enough, i bet no fiction writer in the middle ages could foresee electricity or internet
10. human life is not complex, it is your perspective that makes it complex. it is no different than anything around. it reacts to stimuli like a set of chemicals: that's it.
11. this is outrageously ignorant and wrong.
12. 50?! No...
13. As soon as they gather the reward money, they promised
14. Underpopulated!! Here we go again. Start counting to 6 billion now. You will die before you reach the end.
15. It did.

1. Undefined, as male doesn't mean anything without the existence of females (and the other way around, of course).
2. Undefined because 1 is undefined
3. Unwarranted assumption on your side here.
4. Because they went extinct for good reasons.
5. The eye and interpretation of light probably came first, as evidenced by the existence of insects with segment eyes that have them but none of the other organs. The eyelid, eyebrows, eye muscles, eye lashes and tear ducts are optional addons that could have evolved in any order (they increase the effectiveness of the eye, but it will still work without them). Eye sockets evolved together with ball eyes (as opposed to segment eyes or other forms of light detection). Basic light sensitivity and light interpretation were once the same thing: a single light-sensitive neuron or synapse linked to the brain somewhere.
6. No idea, why does it matter?
7. Why should they be able to?
8. I'm too lazy to find that out, but an hour or so on wikipedia should solve that question.
9. Er, they aren't? Just look at all the early humanoids found.
10. Because human life evolves (by virtue of being life), while coins do not (by virtue of not being life).
11. They are! It will just take a couple of million years before we can reap the rewards.
12. What exactly makes you think there are 50 useless organs in the human body?
13. Because you can't prove a scientific theory. The only thing in this world that you can actually prove are mathematical theorems.
14. What makes you think the earth is underpopulated?
15. Because lions can't live on the south pole (apparently it's a little chilly there).