also, saging top thread.
also, OP is a gay nigger.
seriously, 0/10 trolling effort. this is /sci/. we have the best trolls in all of 4chan. you sir, are not up to par. with more work and a little practice though you can become a full fledged uber-mega-elite 4chan science troll.
Dude, what? Everybody on 4chan is a troll. We're all just trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls. We just put up with it because we're all bored as hell. In fact, I just trolled three different boards HARD in the last five minutes.