I move when the timing is right.
Whatever path works is okay for me.
My favorite past-time is humming.
I like to interact with others.
I am unsure what I will become.
What am I?
Who am I?
I put something inside something else.
Next, something strange happened.
Something new came out of the something else.
And now, I am here.
Who am I?
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Anonymous2009-06-08 10:17
heisenberg was driving down the freeway when a cop pulls him over. he walks up to heisenberg and asks him, "do you know how fast you were going?"
heisenberg replies, "no but I know where I am"
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Anonymous2009-06-09 5:22
"What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow"
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Anonymous2009-06-16 1:49
>>7
I hovered over your name expecting answers, and lol'd heartily.
>>9
What do you mean? An African or European Swallow?
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Anonymous2009-06-24 2:05
Why can't you trust the studies on the nutritional value of butter?
High margarine of error.
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Anonymous2009-06-24 20:22
>>13
omg you fukcing liar. margarine is not butter, margarine is made from vegetable oil and butter is made from milk
asshole
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Anonymous2009-06-25 3:19
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he would like a drink, to which Descartes replies, "I think not," and then disappears.
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Anonymous2009-06-25 15:18
Why does Elmer Fudd not like to do statistical hypothesis testing on the likely whereabouts of Bugs Bunny?
He can't stand the idea of gwanting that wabbit any degwees of fweedom.
>>14
Most if not all the butter you purchase from grocery stores these days are not made from real milk, just substandard processed milk. And Americans wonder why they're so unhealthy and prone to cancer later in life.
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Anonymous2009-06-27 16:37
>>17
Yeah, cheap butter is definitely why everyone has cancer.
Sodium and Potassium are walking alongside each other when Sodium suddenly says: "Hey Potassium, I think I've lost an electron back there!". "Are you sure...?" replies Potassium, to which Sodium answers: "I'm positive!"