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Good science jokes

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 18:08

I once got a complex blowjob.
The orgasm was imaginary.
But I still would up with residue.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 18:47

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 0:03

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 0:12

>science jokes
>good
laughing_elf_man.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 0:26

>>4
That's Link you moron.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 20:02

>>4
quote failure

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:19

What am I?

I move when the timing is right.
Whatever path works is okay for me.
My favorite past-time is humming.
I like to interact with others.
I am unsure what I will become.

What am I?

Who am I?

I put something inside something else.
Next, something strange happened.
Something new came out of the something else.
And now, I am here.

Who am I?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-08 10:17

heisenberg was driving down the freeway when a cop pulls him over.  he walks up to heisenberg and asks him, "do you know how fast you were going?"

heisenberg replies, "no but I know where I am"

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-09 5:22

"What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow"

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 1:49

>>7
I hovered over your name expecting answers, and lol'd heartily.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 20:21

>>8  OOO took me cuple seconds to get that

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 22:37

>>9
What do you mean? An African or European Swallow?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-24 2:05

Why can't you trust the studies on the nutritional value of butter?
High margarine of error.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-24 20:22

>>13
omg you fukcing liar. margarine is not butter, margarine is made from vegetable oil and butter is made from milk

asshole

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 3:19

Rene Descartes walks into a bar.  The bartender asks him if he would like a drink, to which Descartes replies, "I think not," and then disappears.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 15:18

Why does Elmer Fudd not like to do statistical hypothesis testing on the likely whereabouts of Bugs Bunny?
He can't stand the idea of gwanting that wabbit any degwees of fweedom.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 17:34

>>14
Most if not all the butter you purchase from grocery stores these days are not made from real milk, just substandard processed milk. And Americans wonder why they're so unhealthy and prone to cancer later in life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 16:37

>>17
Yeah, cheap butter is definitely why everyone has cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 16:47

>>18
I like you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-20 3:26

I'm reviving this thread, this was amazing

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-04 23:31

-Did you know that photons have mass?
-I didn't know they're catholic!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-05 9:39

http://zip.4chan.org/x/src/1254749621915.jpg
i have a joke here but it'll probably disappear

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-05 15:27

Sodium and Potassium are walking alongside each other when Sodium suddenly says: "Hey Potassium, I think I've lost an electron back there!". "Are you sure...?" replies Potassium, to which Sodium answers: "I'm positive!"

L.O.L.

Name: 4tran 2009-10-05 20:15

>>22
too late

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