Come the FUCK on

There HAS to be alien life out there. THERE HAS TO BE.

Only question: Where the FUCK is everyone?

All you need is a decent star (Fucking trillions), a planet of decent size with active core (to produce protective magnetic field) in the Habitable zone and with some water from asteroids and you apply all normal laws of physics and you get life.

and your point is? besides, you said nothing about this life being intelligent. for all we know that could be exponentially more unique than life itself.