Time

You are now aware that you can stop time anytime you want and move about in it, but not any other things/persons time.

my head hurts now.

You are now aware that I've been raping you every day of your life, always wiping your memory clean afterward.

Wouldn't it suck if you could stop time but your physical body stopped also and you couldn't actually experience it?

>>4
I'd settle for being able to stop time while remaining actively conscious so that I could still think. Think forever! It wouldn't make any sense, but that's not the purpose of this thread.

You are now aware that the real world as a topological space is homeomorphic to an alternate real world where you are screwing that hot girl who sits in front of you in Calculus.

you are now aware that the earth is not 4.5 billion years old neither is it 6000 years old but actually 10 million years old and is a giant computer where organic life itself be part of the calculation and that those who commissioned the building of it and experimenting on you are furry white mice.

>>7
fail

>>5
Ewww. Think forever? That'd be like a prison.

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