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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 8:42

Have you ever thought about the possibility that the sun is the nucleus of an atom and the planets are electrons?

If so, take a look at this: http://current.com/items/89767193/jupiter_is_an_electron.htm

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 9:34

Plutonium atom totality.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 9:54

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 10:30

It further states that objects of similar size and mass-density repell eachother and objects of significantly different size and mass-density attract eachother, thus actual gravity is not just an attraction force but also a repulsion force dependent on the physical composition and structure of the objects in interaction.

LOLWUT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 13:34

>>4
yeah, what the hell does that mean? It sounds like speculative garbly gook. particularly the sstatement that " objects of similar size and mass-density repell eachother" which sounds COMPLETELY bogus. who the hell published this? a chemist? a biologist?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 17:46

Yeah, this seems legit.

The article links to http://www.gpofr.com/, which is apparantly the author's webpage (warning: it'll automatically resize your browser).  You can download the full version of his paper/book "The General Principles of Reality" there (it makes you register and tries to sign you up for spam, but just type in garbage for your email.)  If you know about physics and have time to sift through the 200 pages, I'm sure you'll get a laugh out of it.  Unfortunately I fall into neither of those categories.

According to his own page, the author  Robert L. DeMelo is a "Physics Philosopher" with no mention of any educational background at all, but a long, vapid paragraph about his religious views.

On his website, he gives a list of schools and companies, saying that his website has had multiple visits from these places, even though he's never had actual contact with any of them. (Warning: your IP is being recorded and monitored)

You can buy the book for $24.

He's looking for investors to fund his attempt to build a spaceship to fly to the moon based on his new theories.

Here's the description of the book as given on the webpage:

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This book is an initial attempt at aggregating a collection of theories derived by this book’s author over the course of a decade through numerous thought experiments surrounding the notion of relative realities into a clear list of interrelated Universal principles. This collective theory is a possible candidate for a true theory of everything physical. The accumulative drive of these theories and principles pushes a very real underlining revision on the perception of everything and is a must read for anyone truly interested in understanding our Existence.

Throughout this book, you will be introduced to many new concepts, all with the same common underlining link, such as:

    * Introduce and Define Realities and Relative Realties
    * Define a New Concept of Dimension
    * Introduce and Define the Reality Scale Constant S
    * Define The True Cause and Effect of Gravity & Charge
    * Redefine Newton’s Gravitational Formula with Q
    * Define Space-Time Density and its New Universal Law
    * New Perspective on Most Known Physics
    * Define Charge and Neutrality
    * Detail Relations between Quantum and Celestial Realms
    * Define Space-Time Buoyancy (Anti-Gravity)
    * Introduce and Define the Formulation of Distortion
    * Detail the link between Electricity and Distortion
    * Define Electro-Distortion Equations
    * Detail Space-Time Buoyancy (Anti-Gravity) Applications
    * Define Light and Electromagnetic Waves
    * Detail that the Speed of Light (c) is not Constant or a Limit
    * Detail Faster Than Light Speed Applications including Quantum Radio
    * Redefine Einstein’s Relativity Equations
    * Redefine Einstein’s Energy Equation
    * Attempt to Explain Zero and its Relation to Dimension and Realities
    * Detail Elementary and Molecular Bonds
    * Touch on Evolution, Entropy, Aging and its link to Earth.
    * Explaining Existence.
    * Detailing The Possibility of The Existence of God.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 17:55

>>6
I'm fucking five sentences into the introduction and I've already found a grammar error.

>This collective theory is meant to compliment Newton’s, Einstein’s, Plank’s and Bohr’s theories with a fresh new perspective.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 18:04

Random excerpt: Using the properties of "Real" numbers, Professor Wacko derives that the universe is actually 1-dimensional.



Definition of Dimension

Dimension is the absolute fundamental building block of everything and most importantly is the building block of itself. Thus, for one “thing” to be everything then mathematically it must equate to all possible real values.

\textbf{d = d^n}

d = dimension

n = dimensional magnitude

Why real values, because all things in existence are real. Imaginary values are also real in regards to actual concepts or notions relating to real things but they are not tangible, though concepts and notions can be made tangible then in which case they become real relative to our reality.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 18:18

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 19:09

I swear, if there wasn't a 200 page book full of this shit, I'd be certain this was a troll.  It is pretty funny anyway.

Here's a video of Professor Wacko explaining his "hugely significant" theory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRuZ9lKM0s

Here's the reasoning in a nutshell:

1) The solar system looks a lot like an atom, in that there's something in the middle and things spinning around it. The sun and the inner planets are the nucleus and the outer planets are the electron shell.  (Never mind that the diameter of the orbit of Neptune is only about 20 times the diameter of the orbit of Mars, but the diameter of an atom is around 10,000 times the diameter of its nucleus.)

2) Since there are four outer planets, the solar system is obviously really a beryllium atom!  The ratio of the size of the solar system and the size of a beryllium atom (calculated to be 5.625 x 10^22) is called the "Reality Scale Constant" S.

3) Since this number is c^2.68, where c is the speed of light, then CLEARLY the "true" value of S is c^e, where e is "you-ler"'s constant 2.7128..., even though this theoretical value is different from the observed value by a factor of 2.  So either Neptune's orbit has been miscalculated by hundreds of millions of miles, or the diameter of a beryllium atom is only half as big as theoretical and experimental evidence suggests. (Also, S is a dimensionless constant, and c^e has a dimension, i.e. it is a speed raised to an irrational power, which is in itself ridiculous.)

(Sidenote: I love how this guy thinks using greek letters everywhere makes him look smart)

4) Now either magic or a serious logical fallacy (page 80 in his book, you tell me if I'm missing something), he claims that if you shrink a solar system down to an atom via his Reality Constant, the mass density somehow increases, and in a page-long, extremely difficult calculation (i.e. a middle school algebra calculation done step-by-step for some reason), he "proves" that the mass of a planet when shrunk down to atomic size decreases by a factor of 1/S^2.  Then (Oh miracle!) the theoretical mass of Jupiter after being transformed into an atom, measured in kilograms, is ballpark-equal to the charge of an electron measured in Coulombs.

Why Jupiter should be the planet which corresponds to an electron and not, say, Neptune which is 10x smaller, is not explained.

tl;dr: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 19:11

OMG I missed the best part!  The whole thing is a video response to a vid of some baked nigger taping his own ignorant ramblings about gravity in his bathroom.

Again: BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-31 1:51

>>10
GO GUNBUSTER! ether theory>> everything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPev44-UupU&NR=1

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 22:57

This guys 2.0 stuff and updates are impressive. At least he explains all the planets. The ratios are interesting.

http://www.gpofr.com/Library.aspx

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-09 17:09


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