Yellowstone Supervolcano

So, /sm/. I heard there was a swarm of earthquakes near Yellowstone.

Is this awesome? Y/N?

No.  We are all going to fucking die.

I'd like point and laugh since I'm not living in teh Americaz, but sadly, I live too fucking close to the ocean. If Old Faithful suddenly goes Super Saiyan, it's gonna be tsunami time all 'round the place, even if you don't mind the weather much.

I'd like point and laugh since I'm not living in teh Americaz, but sadly, I live too fucking close to the ocean. If Old Faithful suddenly goes Super Saiyan, it's gonna be tsunami time all 'round the place, even if you don't mind the weather much.

I'd like point and laugh since I'm not living in teh Americaz, but sadly, I live too fucking close to the ocean. If Old Faithful suddenly goes Super Saiyan, it's gonna be tsunami time all 'round the place, even if you don't mind the weather much.

Seriously Shiichan, WTF!? Ah well, whatever, kill it all with fire, what do I care.

The only thing that's really happened here is that yet some other reporter has "discovered" that Yellowstone is actually a supervolcano.  We'll talk about it for a while, and then another reporter will bring it all up again about a year from now.  BOY, THIS GETS TIRING, YEAR AFTER YEAR.

Wake me up when you actually have a significant swarm of quakes around one of the caldera fault lines, and volcanic gases are emitted in good quantities.  ONLY THEN will I rouse to discuss the topic, other than AURALLY MASTURBATING like we're doing now.

>>7
AURALLY
Incorrect.  Unless you have software to read this crap aloud to you.

NOTE:
Everything RedCream says is actually what he himself does and thinks. His hatred of others, is actually self-loathing of things he can't change outside of himself, rather the things he attempts to ignore within himself.

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Please don't tell me that it's going to erupt, first off people won't let this down on the road to 2012. Also I don't want to die! I want a girlfriend!

beggers cant be choosers

>>1
O shit, isn't the underground part of Yellowstone, like, half the US??
 
 
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

>>13
No worries, RedCream says nothing serious is gonna happen anytime soon, and he's an expert in red liquids flowing from brown holes.