Two atoms are walking down the street

The first atom says to the second atom "I think I lost an electron!" The second says "Are you sure?" To which the first states "I'm positive!"

*cringe*

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lol

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interesting...

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I don't get it

>>5
How can you not get that? A 12 year old could understand that joke.

LOL

fucking retards don't even know basic fucking chem.

fukking ripoff, it's from fallout3 bitches

Two isotopes are walking down the street... One has a half-life of 424,000 years, and one has a half-life of 420,000 years. What did the former say when the latter died?

"Still alive!"

Ha ha ha.

>>9

Please tell me you are joking.  This joke is freakin ancient but still worth a chuckle.


>>10

Now THAT is horrific. ^_^