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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 17:10

/sci/, what is it like to hold a girl?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 18:17

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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 19:49

It depends on the environment. If one were to make bodily contact with a female in public, the "atmosphere", as poets call it, would at first become terse and unreal, settling down as your heart begins to beat rapidly. Usually these feelings are quickly accompanied by contentment, molding into increased affection, cultivating euphoria. In almost any case, unless you are emotionally cold, or homosexual, manipulative or generally insincere, these feelings will not soon abjure, if they do at all. Although the female in question may have executed the hug or prolonged embrace as a routine gesture and will thus not take it so seriously, the one hugged most likely takes the act to mean that she has a deeper liking for him, which transcends the casual.

If the environment is more private, for example within the confines of a residentiality, there are added considerations concerning the embrace. At the euphoric stage of a hug, the couple may elevate to higher level romantic activities, such as kissing, fellatio, and possibly sexual engagement.

I personally don't know what it's like to hold a girl though. I'm too cold hearted to care.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 20:12

Girls make guys stupid. end of story

Name: 4tran 2008-12-02 2:25

so ronery

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 16:03

>>1

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          ( ´∀`) < WATCH A GUY NAMED MAX HARDCORE HE KNOWS HOW TO THREAT GIRLS
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Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 23:34

they feel squishy

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 0:28

>>7


THIS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 1:43

It feels good when you do, but then you go into mass depression because now you got a sample of the sweet taste of social normalcy and won't be able to go back to fapping to internet porn anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 16:29

>>9

What he said.  I was never ronery until after the first time I (almost) got laid.

Name: Sloppy Joe Mix 2008-12-04 7:18

When you hold a girl, realize that you are holding a living human being in your arms, unless she is dead (that's different). You must be gentle and flexible otherwise your rigidity can hurt her in subtle ways, use her expressions to guide you through this. When you finally find the right way to hold a (living) girl; you will find out how to hold any girl. It's relatively easy to figure it out, it's absolutely not the same with every girl. Every encounter is different, even with the same (living girl).

For those cases where you are holding a dead girl...well, I can't say for sure; just remember to consider rigor mortise, tissue breakdown, and sudden bladder and rectal discharges. Sometimes things like that can BLOW up in your face. :P

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 12:35

>>11
>Sometimes things like that can BLOW up in your face.

Also, if you leave the body out in the sun too long, it can literally blow up, so keep her in a cool place.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-04 19:04

Like a fleshly bag of mostly water.

Name: Sloppy Joe Mix 2008-12-06 4:01

Watch Visitor Q to find out what happens when you has sex with dead girls.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 10:50

>>14
That was a great movie.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 11:48

>>14
You speak the truth. Also, milk everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 12:02

>>14
OMFG  WTF /sci/, WTF?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-06 13:48

Thread reported. This topic does not belong in /sci/. It has
nothing to do with with either Science or Mathematics. Go
outside if you need to find girls.

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