Jokes galore

We should tell some really bad science and math jokes:

I'll start with one I heard today:

Why can't you grow Wheat in the integers modulo 6?



Because it is not a field!!

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.