GINGER MEGGS
Mr Canehard : "OKAY THEN. MEGGS I'LL RE-FRAME THE QUESTION WITH SOMETHING YOU CAN RELATE TO!
IF THERE ARE 5 BIRDS SITTING ON A FENCE...
..AND YOU FLING A ROCK AT ONE OF THEM...
HOW MANY BIRDS DO YOU HAVE LEFT OVER?"
Silence
Ginger : "NONE!"
Mr Canehard : "AND HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT..."
Ginger : "WHAT KIND OF STUPID BIRD HANGS AROUND AFTER HIS
MATE'S BEEN HIT BY A ROCK!?"
THE BACK OF AN ELEPHANT IS NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE DURING A
FIREWORKS DISPLAY; ELEPHANTS HAVE NO REAL CAPACITY TO
DISTINGUISH BETWEEN FIREWORKS AND APOCALYPSE.
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