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ATOMS!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-04 2:15

i was wondering, atoms are to small to reflect light, therefor, they are invisible, and only (technically speaking) exist in theory, though we all accept them, (I AM NOT DOUBTING THEIR EXISTENCE!) but if they are so small that light cannot reflect... HOW THE FUCK DID THEY FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT THEM?!?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-04 9:27

>>1
OMG I hate you and your family.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-04 14:00

>>2
I agree with this person.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-04 14:05

they got a blind guy to hear the atoms really hard

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-04 19:02

I almost fed the troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-04 19:07

They decided since you will wxist to uncover the lie, they lied to society. Welcome chosen one, we have long awaited your coming

Name: heisenberg 2008-10-04 21:01

heisenberg does not like.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 2:06

>>1
write a letter to the editor

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 14:18

>>8
who the hell edits this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 15:56

up and at them

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 16:53

antoms can be split by a laser.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 16:59

what the hell is an antom!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 17:03

>>11
im not asking if they CAN! im asking HOW THE FUCK THEY FIGURED OUT HOW!!! HOW YOU FUCKER!! HOW!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 18:03

because  a laser is made of photons and photons are cool.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 19:41

but... how... does.. fuck it, i give up, ATOMS DON"T EXIST!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 19:55

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 19:58

>>16
Actually, just read the entire article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atom

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 20:07

>>17
oh... that actually makes sense

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 20:08

>>17
thanks by the way

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 20:29

My high school text book swore it had something to do with firing bullets at raisin buns.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-05 22:06

>>20
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-06 2:29

>>20
wat

Name: 4tran 2008-10-06 6:23

>>20
That's how they disproved the plum pudding model (Rutherford's experiment), not how they figured out how to break atoms apart.

Name: 4tran 2008-10-06 6:25

>>23
Before I sound like an idiot, I should point out that bullets = alpha particles, and raisin buns = assumed plum pudding model of target, with raisins = electrons

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-06 11:36

>>24
but you said bullets and raisin buns, so you fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-07 0:26

scuse me while I shoot up a muffin shop

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-07 22:14

bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-08 10:24

the real question is why doesn't paper explode when you cut it.  You would think you would cut apart at least one atom, or maybe squish it till it explodes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-08 11:25

>>28
Intermolecular bonds are a lot weaker than intranuclear bonds.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-08 14:31

>>28
YES!! This, my friends, IS the real question!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-08 23:50

>>30
See >>29.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-09 1:10

>>28
The same logic may be applied to your sex life. After all, you'd think at least one girl would look past all your flaws.

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