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Humanzees

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 14:12

A LEADING scientist has warned a new species of "humanzee," created from breeding apes with humans, could become a reality unless the government acts to stop scientists experimenting.

In an interview with The Scotsman, Dr Calum MacKellar, director of research at the Scottish Council on Human Bioethics, warned the controversial draft Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill did not prevent human sperm being inseminated into animals.

He said if a female chimpanzee was inseminated with human sperm the two species would be closely enough related that a hybrid could be born.

He said scientists could possibly try to develop the new species to fill the demand for organ donors.

Leading scientists say there is no reason why the two species could not breed, although they question why anyone would want to try such a technique.

I fucking lol'd

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/latestnews/Exclusive-Half-man-half-chimp.4028970.jp

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 14:45

There are none already? Considering all the bestiality, someone must've tried knocking up a chimp?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 15:38

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-05-01 22:16

I won't discount the idea that this is possible especially since I haven't yet witnessed it or read documentation regarding it, but cross-breading with animals sometimes leads to infertilization, and this too may be a possibility. Though, should the two be compatible and able to bread, and perhaps give birth to an offspring with these capabilities and mixed gentics; we may find ourselves face to face with another form of human being to communicate with. Mind you this is a potential idea, and with time and experimentation (what will come will come) and by then we'll soon see.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 23:27

>>1
I posted about this idea of no one bothering to try for chimp human hybrids here years ago, I guess it came true

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 0:29

Some Russian guy experimented with the idea back in the 20s because Stalin wanted super soldiers. It fucking failed. Also, OP is a furry for posting this.

Name: 4tran 2008-05-02 23:18

>>1
Plentiful supply of organs?  I'm up for it.
Cheap, subservient slave labor (presumably slightly smarter than machines)?  I'm up for it.

>>6
MOAR

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 0:59

we're all headed back to the jungles

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 0:16

>>1
They already exist.  They're called "niggers."

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 23:36

We could use them as slaves.

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-05-05 18:36

Racists are humans who hate other humans for their individualities as so they are recognized by them. Racists hate the individualities that they themselves possess in order for this to be made so in the first place. So, basically racists are lazy cause they don't want to get involved in anything that relates to them. They will then segregate from any activity where possible transference has the potential to take place. They utilize a piss-poor form of social engineering and skip-tracing to hunt down other individualists (people of other race, gender, belief) who attempt to promote their own self-awareness due to one common idea, that by doing so they are being made to look poorly. The fact of this matter is that they do this to themselves. Racists = Sado-Masochistic Self-Raping Neurotic Misogynistic Omni-cidal over-glorified under-self-appreciated pillows.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 18:38

DAMN! Those pillows got some issues!

Name: Skip Jones 2008-05-05 18:41

So what you are saying is we lay our heads on racists every night?

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-05-05 18:44

What I'm saying is that we have a little bit of racist in all of us, that we refuse to acknowledge that this is part of the human condition is the main reason we don't, won't, or can't recognize when we are performing the activities conducive to promoting racist (segregatory) behaviors.

If you look for something hard and long enough eventually it will poke you in the eye.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 19:18

tl;dr  LOL NIGPANZEES

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-05-05 21:50

>>15, I didn't realize you were a "NIGPANZEES"? LOL! :P*

Name: Casual Reader 2008-05-07 23:11

>>15
Based upon >>14 issue of racisim and the response you gave, weather meant to be or not, is a perfect example of >>14's point in the fact that it incorporates a racial slur... Thus your "little bit of racist" has been revealed...  

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 19:18

>>17
STFU, nigpanzee.  Do you want a banana or some fried chicken?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-11 23:38

>>18
yes I do >:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 23:43

>>18
i want a banana to give me one >;[

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-13 5:20

...put the lime in the coconut and you...

Name: Casual Reader 2008-05-13 22:26

I dislike bananas, but would love some fried chicken. :) However, my point still stands within your response, line >>18, to my reference in line >>17. Please note that it was not my intention to offend you, but to merely give you an example of what >>14 meant. And for further reference to the same point, you used 2 racial implacations with the "nig" in nigpanzee, and the remark about "fried chicken." Please further note that it is apparent that you think I'm African American when in reality I'm just really hairy! LoL  BTW, STFU is not a respectful response to another person sharing their opinion, unless your talking to RedCream who insists that his opinions are factual truths and can't possibly be flawed! LoL!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 0:16

tl;dr
>>22 is a nigger or possibly a Jew.  Maybe both.  And he should STFU and eat his waddymelon.

Name: Casual Reader 2008-05-14 1:20

And >>23 is a piece of shit who drowns in his own idiocincresies which makes him nothing more then a waste of human flesh. Sad, but true... Not to mention that he's a racist who doesn't realize that he's talking to a white guy who's racist against racist! Why don't you grow the fuck up, shut the fuck up, and stop being a fuck up! You and horse fuckers like you are the whole reason that nobody respects anybody on forums like this one. Show respect and be respected. I tried to show you some respect, but apparently your to much of a child to understand that, so you have lost the respect of many people here on 4chan...

Name: Casual Reader 2008-05-14 1:28

BTW, your response to this will no doubt include more racial slurs and childish BS. So open your mouth and crap out more of your "witty" replies!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-14 4:16

>>6

I saw that same history channel special.  If I recall the guy never actually got to inject the monkey sperm into the human woman. 

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