# of days w/o fapping = Wet Dream?

So I met this hot girl at a party one night..  so hot indescribable in words.  We made out but no sex..  :(

Anyways, I went home so tired and collapsed in bed.  That night, I had the best wet dream ever!

I'm trying to find ways to have wet dreams by not fapping for a long time.  So far, I've gone 2 weeks with no fapping but it still isn't working.  How much longer will I still need to go before my body spontaneously tries to ejaculate in my sleep, acccompanied by the most wonderful hallucinations possible?

lrn to lucid dream

2 weeks without fapping?! are you o.k?
Scary thought

I personally fap once in the mornings, once in the nights.  Suits me fine.

During periods in which I didn't fap I got 1 wet per month.

>>1
Why don't you just find a girlfriend and have REAL sex?

>>6
fapping > "real" sex

Enjoy your eternal torment in Hell you perverted and lustful heathen.

>>2 speaks the truth.

i can never come in wet dreams

i've dreamed i was having sex and i've dreamed i was fapping, quite a few times already that happened

but not even once i came

and i woke up crazy about it and had to go to the bathroom and finish it

never finished it dreaming though