Evolutionary advantage of fapping a lot?

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There's a singular evolutionary advantage to fapping.

Fapping keeps you away from the batshit crazy bitches that you'd otherwise have to seek sexual culmination from.

By staying away, you decrease their incidence of mortality.  That's another way of saying:

"You aren't around to strangle those crazy cunts."

Hence, evolution uses fapping to keep lifespans of baby-producers higher than otherwise.