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Gemological laboraties

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 0:51

I was watching Modern Marvels on the History Channel, and they used "this scientific machine . . ." to cut diamonds.  It used diamond powder to cut them, because the surface needs to be as hard as the diamond itself.  But then how do they get the powder?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 1:00

grinding two diamonds together

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 1:08

Ramming a plane made of solid diamond at high speed into two towers made of solid diamond

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 2:37

>>3
Diamond is one of the hardest metals (If not THE hardest metal) known the man. Definitely much harder than anything walls are made of these days.  I don't think it's that simple.

Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed.

They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.

They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.

They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.

They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.

They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.

They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.

Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 1:56

BISMUTH, FUCK YEAH

Name: RedCream 2008-03-15 1:59

>>5
Fantastic, more egregious threads about pseudo-metals.  I am a liquid launcher of legend.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 13:58

THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON

Name: RedCream 2008-03-15 14:00

>>7
All my cloans have legendary qualities of one sort or another.  Launch away!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 14:11

loahl

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 14:12

>>9
Even though you're a terrible troll, I still laugh at your attempts and sometimes you aide my causes unwittingly.  Carry on.

Name: RedCream 2008-03-15 15:39

>>11
I'm never unwitting.  That means you're actually playing into MY schemes.  CRY MOAR FROM PWNAGE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 17:23

>>12
OH FUCK.  I'll actually allow that response.  Carry on.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 0:08

>>1
First off, diamonds are pretty much unbreakable for all practical purposes, so it takes a high energy collision between two or more diamonds to produce any fracturing.  Then, diamond fractures are usually smooth and large, so many high energy collisions are necessary, as in meteor impacts.  This is where most diamond powder is collected, sifted from sand with magnets, and shipped to gemological laboratories.

Fun fact: most diamonds don't actually have a hexagonal atomic structure.  It's usually irregularly-pentagonal, with the most stable forms hexagonal.  This is why when diamonds do break, it is so cleanly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 1:12

>>15
They attract metals, dearest OP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 6:45

>>1

They use sandpaper.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 19:12

Cockpenis

Name: 4tran 2008-03-18 21:42

>>14
Diamonds have tetrahedral structure, fag.

Hexagonal is graphite.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 22:01

>>19
YOUR MOM HAS A TETRAHEDRAL STRUCTURE!
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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 22:07

>>19 fuck you howerd stern fuck!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 22:09

>>20
Damn, he got tetrised.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 22:25

PenisXoXk where X=c

Name: RedCream 2008-03-20 12:27

>>23
No, moron.  Cockpenis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-20 19:23

.

Name: RedCream 2008-03-21 1:51

>>24
Cloan, don't you mean XoXkpenis, where X=c?

Name: RedCream 2008-03-21 22:02

>>26
No, because that's retarded, cloan.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-21 22:05

I see now that the hardest metal known to man is a hexagonal-lattice of penises.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-21 22:07

>>28
e-peens, you mean.  That makes this topic over nine thousand mohs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-21 22:09

>>29
WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?

Name: RedCream 2008-03-21 22:16

>>27
Don't you mean retarYeY, where Y=d?

Name: RedCream 2008-03-22 14:21

>>31
No, because that's retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-22 21:46

>>29
My e-peen is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 17:55

ff

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 23:26

I'm pretty sure diamonds aren't a metal. Thus: Chuck Norris's band plays the hardest metal.

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