Bismuth

FUCK YEAH!

Too soon.

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Bismuth is awesome.

In ~10¹⁹ years, half your bismuth will be gone, and it'll be "Thallium FUCK YEAH!".

>>5
Technically, the cry should be "Bismuth-Thallium alloy, FUCK YEAH!".  The Bismuth atoms don't disappear; they transform into Thallium, and then the mass of Bismuth is evenly distributed with Thallium atoms over time.

If we just said "Mass of atoms whose atomic numbers change, FUCK YEAH!", we'd be covered ... well, not FOREVER, but it would also cover proton decay and that might take a half-life of 10³⁵ years.

In fact, if the universe contains about 10⁸⁰ particles, and almost all of those are protons or will become protons from neutron decay, then a 10³⁵-year half-life will mean that by year 10³⁸, all the protons will be gone, and the 2nd statement will no longer apply.

>>6
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>7
Disregard cocks, I suck that.

>>8
I'm RedCream.

>>6
winrar

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Same fag

>>11
QUIT. FAILING.

Is this fucking /sci/, or /schoolyard/?  FAIL DETECTED.

Spock:  Captain, I've detected massive quantities of fail in this sector.

Kirk:  What?  Put it onscreen.

{screen activates}

Lt. Bowman:  My god, it's full of dicks!

Real mature, guys.

Okay guys let's change subject.


BISMUTH

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Why? What did Bismuth ever do for you? Can it hold you when you're lonely? Can it wipe your tears and tell you it's going to be all right?
No, it cannot. It is heavy and brittle, like your heart. Fuck you, Bismuth, fuck you.

It's better to fuck Bismuth before it fucks you.

Next on the agenda:  Tellurium.

If Bismuth fucks you though, wouldn't it be better to not fuck Bismuth?

Bismuth will never threaten to stab you.

Hey guys, what about Dolamite?

Hydrogen will always be number one for me. I'm not a heavy metal guy.

God dammit!  If we're done with Bismuth, then Tellurium is next on the schedule!

http://dis.4chan.org/read/sci/1202884230/1-40

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