Testicle Poll

Your number of testicles:

[ ]0
[ ]1
[ ]2
[ ]3

All of the above numbers of testicles are known to occur.

4

-1

Predicted frequency diagram of reality:

0│▌     │      │      │      │      │      │
1│████████████████████████████████████████ │
2│▌     │      │      │      │      │      │
3│▌     │      │      │      │      │      │
 ┴──────┴──────┴──────┴──────┴──────┴──────┴

Predicted frequency diagram of 4chan answers:

0│█████████████▌      │      │      │      │
1│█████████████▌      │      │      │      │
2│▌     │      │      │      │      │      │
3│█████████████▌      │      │      │      │
 ┴──────┴──────┴──────┴──────┴──────┴──────┴

Wait ... do we have 1 or 2 testicles in reality?

I have a bunch of globules that resemble smaller testicles, I do not know if that counts

So far, the results are inconclusive, as the only two ballots submitted thus far were spoiled.  The 100% confidence interval for the mean is 1.5 ± 1.5.

>>7

You can't just ignore factual results just because they don't fit in your hypothesis. That's bad science.

>>8
Ah yes but the measurement device (the poll) as given was insensitive to the results such as -1 and 4.  Any measurement device usage has associated limitations.   As long as inherent limitations of the measurement device are recognized and reported, science may procede regardless of how good or bad it is.  Also there is no hypothesis being tested, merely a descriptive statistic being collected.

Seeing as I must provide a result on my own, I submit:
1

The current point estimate for the mean number of testicles is 1.

>>10
That's a mean number of testicles, Sir.

>>11
It's also an odd number of testicles to have.
He should get together with a guy with 3 testicles, together they'd be even.

You know how people always say, "I'd give my left nut for..." whatever?  Well fuck, I already gave my right nut and got jack shit.  I would have loved to have given my right nut for something great.  If you ever have the opportunity to give a nut for something great, go for it.  Your other nut takes up the slack, no problem.