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I Am The Greatest - I Am God

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 21:16

Is it possible for an electronic device to produce truly random numbers? No, it isn't.

Why? Because random does not exist. Everything is deterministic. Random is just a name we give to things that seem to happen arbitrarily, but that really isn't the case.

Unfortunately, We just don't have a good enough understanding of the universe to prove this. Something like that might be quite far off. Though, I believe in less than 500 years Homo sapiens will have been long obsolete.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 21:19

Fucking middle school kids.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-06 23:19

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 15:56

bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 20:11

>>4
"Bump‽‽‽

"BUMP‽‽‽‽‽‽‽

4chan has gone to hell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-10 20:19

>>5
Hell‽

Hell‽‽‽

Being a little melodramatic, aren't we?

Oh, wait, this is 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 0:05

>>2

He's right, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 17:32

Anyway, everything is deterministic. Random is just an idea we made up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 17:46

>>8
Enjoy middle school while it lasts, and don't pick physics as your major in college. It will blow your tiny mind.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:31

‽‽‽interogangbang‽‽‽‽

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:22

>>8
Random is a measurable function from a probability space equipped with a sigma algebra and a sigma-finite measure to the real line.

Come back when you've done some actual math.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 23:40

>>9

>>11

No, >>1 and >>8 are right, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 0:29

>>12
Only if you think that there is absolutely no difference between something that it empirically unknown and something that is ontologically unknowable.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 16:18

OP is right!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 19:42

>>13
QFT.  I love you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 21:38

>>13
>>15

for shame.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 19:17

This is just the same old Bayesian versus Frequentist slapfight, just now it's got a lot of people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 20:38

Universe = deterministic

We just don't have the technology to observe this yet.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 21:18

>>18
Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Even Wikipedia is less retarded than you are.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 21:36

Humans have made up everything we "know" to be "true" so who is to say anything we "know" is "real" ?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 23:30

>>19
Just because we can't track a particle with our technology, barely in its infancy, doesn't put it outside the range of possibility ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 23:48

>>21

Guess again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 1:43

>>20
Enjoy stepping out of a twentieth-floor window. After all, gravity was just made up.

>>21
Protip: it's not just a technical limit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 7:59

>>19
Doesn't disprove determinism.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 18:05

>>23
Yes, gravity was just made up. It was made up like everything was made up. We are but small insignificant life forms. No one would care if I did jump out the window.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 18:16

>>25
and to add to that, no would care if probably anyone on 4 chan jumped out a window.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 19:19

>>25
DO IT

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-18 23:46

>>27
Done, user is dead.

Fixed

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 0:15

No one on this board can disprove determinism. It's a sort of faith to be strongly in favour of one view on the subject.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 1:14

>>29
Depends on the variety of determinism.  If you mean nomological determinism -- every event in time unfolds according to the circumstance at that time and the laws of nature -- then you're right.  Short of positing divine intervention, you can't disprove it.  If you mean strongly predictive determinism -- as in we could in principle predict all future states of the universe from the perfect current knowledge of the current state -- then you're wrong, period.  The premise is invalid.  Perfect knowledge doesn't exist:  see Heisenberg.  Some prediction problems require calculations as complex as the entire physical universe.  Fuck it, even given axioms, there are statements completely consistent with those axioms that nevertheless cannot be proved or predicted to exist from those axioms.  See Goedel.

There are properties of the universe that directly affect the future states of it that are not just unknown, but absolutely unknowable.  Absolute prediction is impossible.  Probability distributions on future states are the only 'true' description, regardless of the fact that only one will be realized.

Bayes is vindicated by physics.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 1:59

God exists PROVE ME WRONG

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 2:54

>>30
I still believe nothing is truly "random". We're just too simple to see this. A few steps ahead of chimps. At the bottom of a ladder that leads to a place we could not hope to dream of.

Everything has to unfold a certain way. There is nothing random about it.

Name: 4tran 2008-02-19 3:05

>>32
Determinism or Locality.  Pick one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 7:08

>>33
That's an easy choice. Nonlocality isn't just an acceptable tradeoff for determinism, it's a pretty cool property even by itself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 13:32

>>1
lern2quantum, nublet

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 16:00

lern2freeparameters

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 20:24

>>35
>>36
way2be ignorant

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 23:09

I agree with OP, although the last sentence is just faggotry (obsolete to what dickhead?)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 12:04

>>38
A genetically re engineered version of us. There are several ways that I personally can think of that we could be surpassed by superior forms of life that we've created ourselves. I really don't believe Homo sapiens will last that long once we break into relatively hardcore exploration of genetic manipulation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 18:37

>>39
Do you really need another Holocaust to tell you why quests for Ubermenschen are a bad idea?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 18:46

Hitler was thwarted by the Jews.  If he had succeeded we would be a lot cooler now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 18:52

>>41
My Jewish girlfriend is hotter than your Aryan whore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 20:52

>>40
It's not really that simple, Anon. I don't have the patience to go into detail. Or time, at current.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 23:18

>>42

A hot Jew?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 13:19

Liquid Snake = Ubermenschen

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 18:42

>>45
Liquid Snake is a pretty stupid name. What the hell would you do with a liquid snake? Put it in a bottle?
It wouldn't be much of a snake without it's long, serpentine body, now would it? Maybe it could be kind of half-liquid, in a gel sort of way. But that's not a snake. That's a slug. "Ooh, look at me, I'm an Ubermensch." but you're not, you're a fucking slugman, and you suck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 18:42

>>45
Liquid Snake is a pretty stupid name. What the hell would you do with a liquid snake? Put it in a bottle?
It wouldn't be much of a snake without it's long, serpentine body, now would it? Maybe it could be kind of half-liquid, in a gel sort of way. But that's not a snake. That's a slug. "Ooh, look at me, I'm an Ubermensch." but you're not, you're a fucking slugman, and you suck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 18:46

>>46,47
I felt this was a very important message. That's why I posted it twice, so you'd have double the opportunity to read it. Or maybe you'll read it two times. It's your choice, really. I can lead the horse to the water, but I can't make it read, and all that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 19:25

>>48
I think horses could read better if they weren't letter blind

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 23:22

>>49

Genius

Name: 4tran 2008-02-22 1:20

How did we degenerate from a discussion about determinism to horse literacy?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 1:59

>>51
Because, Liquid Snake

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 3:00

>>51

Welcome to 4chan, you must be new here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 3:18

>>51
Well, there's a lot of similarities. For example, horses can't read, and determinism can't exist with locality, so there's things that both can't do.
And you could easily get a child to believe in a talking, reading, horse, and a lot of children believe that the world operates by deterministic rules.
Similarily, the Bell test experiments and Muybridge's photos have a lot in common, in that both prove something, one about determinism and locality, the other about horses.

Name: 4tran 2008-02-22 18:25

>>53
I've been here at least since last June..

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 1:10

>>55

lurk moar. The correct response is ''fuck you faggot'' but thanks for playing, faggot.

Name: 4tran 2008-02-23 7:18

>>56
Screaming profanities like a butthurt 12 year old seemed unnecessary for this situation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 0:16

>>57

Hey come on now, never pretend. Be yourself!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 17:05

Isn't the radioactive decay of the atomic nucleus random? And this is not so because of our limitations in measuring, but rather it is random by physical law?

Also, Heisenberg.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 21:10

>>59
No, you don't get it, man.  When physicists say "it's physical law" what they really mean is "We blew all the grant money that was supposed to go to figuring that out on shemale Thai hookers, so we'll just tell everyone it's random".

Seriously, look it up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 21:21

>>60
Feynman died in the '80s, unfortunately.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 0:31

we can't be certain that a process is random until it has progressed for an infinite period of time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 23:22

itt: people who read xkcd vs. people with actual training in math/science

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 23:43

>>61
That, sir, is slander.  Feynman was never a shemale Thai hooker.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 23:52

>>63
And sadly, the xkcdfags are drowning out the rest.

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