tips for picking out cops when trolling for underage girls online Anonymous 01/06/08(Sun)07:02 No.9603692
also works for those retarded civilian vigilante groups
1. ask for a page. myspace, lj. check her friends. some friends are good. no friends usually is a warning sign that its a cop. too many friends is also a bad sign. she might be too chatty.
2. pics are obvious. if you're a hardcore pedo you probably already have most of the sets. if she sends a picture of a known set its obviously a cop of a freak.
3. unusually quick to give out an address. most little girls, despite being sexually curious, still have some online safety rules running through their head. if she wants to meet during your first IM session, she's a cop.
4. keep up on your little girl culture. if she mentions nysnc, the backstreet boys, or new kids on the block (i've heard em all) then she's a cop.
5. compliment the hell out of here and ask for a webcam feed. if she doesn't have one okay. if she insists that she looks better in person and that you should meet first, cop.
6. if you get pics or a myspace page, ask what kind of panties she wears. this requires judgement on your part, depending what kind of answer you get and personality. a sweet cute girl isn't going to wear a thong. and a slut isn't going to brag about her powerpuff girls panties.
7. this is more of a general rule. if it feels off, back away. there's tons of lonely little girls out there who want to feign masturbation over the webcam. the trick is to not to get emotionally attached. they're objects.
I once rammed my 1986 Buick into a cop car just so I could get my tiny white ass shoved into a cell with 5 gangbanging black men but instead I got stuck with a skinhead who repeatedly beat the shit out of me after I came onto him, I also lost my license for 18 months. That wasn't what I expected.
>>7
Haha very funny. Though I oft wonder what it is like to have those rare exotic animal penises down my throat. Alas 'twas not to be, such is life.
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Anonymous2008-01-08 1:03
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>>8
MagnumOpus !NX9RILq6kY
its looking 4 you in news /n/
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Anonymous2008-01-12 23:23
GREAT JOB REDCREAM
MagnumOpus !NX9RILq6kY 01/12/08(Sat)23:21 No.580853 >>580850
Yes, in a way it is, I just noticed. Apologies; It is late, I am drunk and I am tired. Not the best time to be engaged in debates, I think. Despite this, I still hold my corner. Goodnight, /n/
>>14 U FAIL. There is NOTHING about RedCream in that \n\ thread.
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Anonymous2008-01-14 6:38
>>15
you are not redcream stop failing
>>There is NOTHING about RedCream in that \n\ thread.
proves: to the original RedCream
it dosent matter if someone invites him to discuss if he knows theres a post to troll we would do it no matter if he was invited or not
original RedCream aguments where all very well contructed and with arguments to back up his claims
if you read him you know he's a well educated person or at least have some degree in college
>>16
This is utterly beautiful. I'm the original RedCream and now I have you completely convinced that I'm not RedCream. This is WHY (or WRYYYYYY) I post to 4chan; anything's possible!
>>17
I hate to correct you, but actually, the reason you post to 4chan is that you are a gigantic faggot, a moron and a buffoon, and you don't get out nearly as much as you should, you fat virgin loser.
>>19
>>Now do a barrel roll.
NOT REDCREAM
recream will never use this kind of things in his trolling
he's a well educated person or at least have some degree in college
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Anonymous2008-01-18 18:49
I am in love with the first post RedCream made. It's completely wonderful. I love RedCream's comments so much I want to pull the topics and make a small collection of quotes and messages for my desk. I want to make a dedicated RedCream cabinet with his photo and everything.
I may be wrong, but I'm inclined to say this is the best text board user ever to use 4chan.
>>22
I am in love with the first post RedCream made. It's completely wonderful. I love RedCream's comments so much I want to pull the topics and make a small collection of quotes and messages for my desk. I want to make a dedicated RedCream cabinet with his photo and everything.
I may be wrong, but I'm inclined to say this is the best text board user ever to use 4chan.
Fuck yeah, RedCream.
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Anonymous2008-01-19 19:05
>>22
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（ ´∀｀＜//I am in love with the first post RedCream made. It's completely wonderful. I love RedCream's comments so much I want to pull the topics and make a small collection of quotes and messages for my desk. I want to make a dedicated RedCream cabinet with his photo and everything.
I may be wrong, but I'm inclined to say this is the best text board user ever to use 4chan.
I'm 36 and still a virgin. I understand exactly what you're going through. It really sucks not being able to be intimate with a woman and knowing that most other guys are. Most people don't understand because they've never had to deal with the situation.
I've been severely depressed for 2 years because of this. I've contemplated suicide too, but I'm not going out like that. If some of the guys I see can date and have sex with women, any guy can. So I would hold off on the suicide thing. Just work on improving yourself and eventually you will meet someone. At least that's the way I'm dealing with it
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Anonymous2008-01-19 19:43
>>22
I WILL SUPLEX YOU,PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH,BREAK YOUR BACK,FUCK YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE