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If I got a flu shot everyday..

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 21:38

..what would happen?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 3:14

You'd get sore arms.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-21 8:44

true

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 4:34

You gain superpowers

Seriously, try it, it's really cool

Name: Krieger 2007-11-23 18:08

"You are what you eat"
I'm going to extend "eat" to also include ingest or consume.
You would become a flu vaccine, and as such would be able to be a  very successful televangelist, curing people by slapping them upside the head, as so many have done before. Next step, get chemotherapy every day and become the aspect of anti-cancer.

Name: mac 2007-11-25 3:22

do you know how it works? a flu shot is a virus, that kills the flu. you would be putting a large amount of virus in your body

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 4:03

>>6
I appreciate your middle school teacher told you vaccines are viruses, but if a vaccine were just a plain sample of the virus, we wouldn't be spending millions of dollars on vaccine research.
http://www.drspock.com/article/0,1510,4866,00.html

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-26 1:49

my guess is your body would react as if it were constantly sick since the immune shot triggers... you guessed it an immune response.  your immune system would just keep on making antibodies to target and destroy the immune shot and you would see swelling and redness at the sight of the shot and you would just feel like you were sick all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-26 2:39

http://www.anthrax.mil/documents/library/Repeated.pdf

A group of intensively immunized men, who had been
subjected to detailed medical evaluations in 1956 and in
1962, was reexamined in 1971  and compared with  a
carefully matched control group.  Clinical and laboratory
studies were done to detect adverse effects induced by
repeated  parenteral inoculation with a variety of vaccines
and toxoids. No clinical sequels attributable to long-term
immunization were identified. Only one laboratory abnormality
described in previous studies, elevated serum  hexosamine,
was observed. Few other abnormalities were detected in the
immunized group; mean values were depressed for serum
albumin and serum iron levels and were elevated for serum
copper level and erythrocyte sedimentation rate. The
findings do not exclude possible development of adverse
consequences to individuals exposed to a similar course of
inoculations with higher dosages or with an equally intensive
course of injections with a single antigen or closely related
antigens.

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