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lies girls tell

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 15:59

This is written from a guy's perspective after weeks of research and thought:  I hope you like it.

I think the reason most guys are filed directly into the "I just think of you as a really good friends. Only as a friend." is because they don't mistreat women.  That's right, the truth is out.  Most guys I know treat girls like shit and get plenty more coming.  Why?  Because women like it.  This is the truth.  Women date "Bad Guys" who are rule-breaking, drug-taking miscreants.  Why date bad guys?  Ask a woman and she'll give you a variety of reasons.

[b]Lie Number One[/b] courtesy of Kat

Some rationalize that it's more exciting to date "Bad Guys".  They've never hung out with me late at night when I'm hyper, but they automatically assume guys who smoke Newports across the street from the school are more "exciting".  Give me a fucking break, bitches.

[b]Lie Number Two[/b] courtesy of KatNext point on our agenda:  Girls say "Bad Guys" make for like a project.  They think they can "fix" a guy and view him as a challenge.  This is completely logical.  Just like the following scenario:

"Hello, welcome to Bob's Furniture Warehouse, your number one source for quality furniture at rock bottom prices.  How can I help you?"

"Hi, I was wondering if you had any *broken* furniture.  You know, the kind that customers have sat in, leaned back, and fucking broken?  I'm not looking for a comfortable seat, I'm looking for furniture to fix up."

"You do realize you're going to spend more fixing it than you would in buying a regular one?"

"I don't care."

"And that you have no real qualifications for fixing one?  And that you run the risk of harming yourself?"

"I don't care."

"I think I can guarantee that this furniture will never be as good as the day it was made, no matter what you do to it."

"I don't care."

The lesson from this?  Women like to manipulate and form guys into something that they're not, just to suit woman's needs.  Women are unwilling to compromise, they only want you to change.  If we read further into this, how women say they like improving guys to fit their needs, we can make further conclusions.  Women like to manipulate guys, simply for the sake of manipulation.  Messing up guys and their friendships is a sport now.

[b]Lie Number Three[/b] courtesy of Lilith

Girls say they feel protected by bad guys.  It's understandable.  I'd feel protected by some guy who gets into fights in school more frequently, because he has more practice fighting.  Never mind a geek who wouldn't dream of offending the sensibilities of a muscled moron, except in that a girl might come to her senses, and date him.  Then Se√±or Asshole will come and initiate a fight, because he feels that $geek took, that's right, took away his girlfriend.  Instead of the conclusion that $exGirlfriend, of her own free will, decided that $geek was better than that asshole she was dating.  Never mind that a rational person would *never* resort to violence in order to solve an affair of this nature.  It makes no sense.

[b]What this means for society[/b], with many thanks given to AtmaWeapon

Because girls are irrational during the years where they are most fertile, humanity is doomed.  Society condones this behavior by allowing the stupid to still exist.  When "bad guys" exist without being punished for their stupidity and misbehavior, this enforces in our society that you can exist "above the system" although you would be, in fact, "below the system."

Intelligence has been shown to be strongly influenced by genetics and environment.  Intelligence is a requirement for many high paying jobs, and parents who are stupid are likely to be poor.  Poorer areas, such as the inner city, have notoriously bad schools.  The children of the poor are at a disadvantage here:  they are denied a good education, and given crappy DNA to start out with.  Poor and uneducated people are unable to escape this cycle of poverty, and social welfare systems are doing nothing to help.  If you don't have a job, you're not going to be doing much all day, so you or your wife will be pregnant very frequently.  Conversely, intelligent people put off having children until after they have established their careers, and they have fewer children. 

So, we are at a point where the poor and stupid masses are reproducing faster than the intelligent upper classes.  Social welfare is the doom of our society right now.  As soon as Darwinism is cast aside, and "survival of the intelligent" isn't favored, we create a society that is going to crumble because it is weighed down by the sheer weight of the unintelligent.  As AtmaWeapon put it, "With no laws, nerds die."  Once society that allowed stupid to flourish has crumbled, Darwinism returns, and favors the strong, who will utterly destroy the intelligent.  Reorganization and return to civilization will be many years later, and a gradual process of extracting "intelligent" from the stupid.

Girls, in dating "bad guys" you are helping to destroy humanity.  I hope you feel guilty.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 16:06

C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 18:21

>>1
I am a carrier of the wonderful active trait of a metabolism that, no matter how much pasta/pizza/whatever I eat, I cannot and will never get fat.  But I have no skills when it comes to attempting to convince human females to copulate and reproduce with me.  I feel that breeding such a trait into humans could be the end of all obesity.  This is much better than girls copulating and reproducing with these "bad guys".  Any suggestions?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 18:38

>>1
Women like money too, dipshit

Name: Bacu 2007-10-31 18:47

It's true.

It pisses me off how girls feel they must date a 'fixer-upper.'

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 20:17

>>3
There are three classes of body types, Mesomorph, Ectomorph and the Endomorph. In short the Ectomorph doesn't put on muscle or fat very easily and is therefore skinny. The Endomorph puts on fat and muscle easily.

The one that everyone wishes they were is the Mesomorph, who puts on muscle easier and gains just a little bit of fat.


Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 20:47

Had a feeling you'd mention Darwinism, but well done overall. Though, a really few simple equation is in hand sir.

- means greater than, repeated >>>> emphasizes how big it is.

Appearance > Intelligence
Tough > Understanding

Tough + Appearance >>>> Intelligence (by a big shot)

Rarely any girl these days would...

Understanding + Intelligence >>>>> Appearance

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 21:15

Although many women do as you have written, you are no doubt aware that not all do. Actually, based on my interactions, I would posit that most don't. (My experiences come from Seattle)

As has been written by others, Men with much money are generally more appealing to women than others. This is where the intelligent who have "made it" can reproduce. The non-rich intelligent seems to be good at getting non-rich intelligent women also.

Also, I reject your stereotype of the strong fool. Among myself and my other strong friends I see a range of intelligence not below the range of intelligence of my weak friends.
Seriously, if one is an endomorph or a Mesomorph, it takes less than an hour a day to be in the top 5% strongest humans (including the young, elderly and most females)

As for "without laws, nerds die", I don't think that applies to ruthless nerds. The weak can kill any number of the strong with weapons.

I furthermore suggest that intelligence has more to do with how one is raised, rather than their genetics. Rather than blame women who covet "bad dudes" for fools, I would suggest to you that powerful interests want a dumb, uninformed, and inattentive populus. In the 1880's 5th graders were reading Shakespeare before mandatory school that was intended to blunt passion for learning and create a "factory class" was instated.
http://zeitgeistmovie.com/

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 21:44

Go see the movie Shrek, it has a lot of satires and allusions about our lives and with this topic, from the Evil midget king wanting to have his utopia world, which is really empty when Shrek and Donkey visits the Kingdom and see those puppet things dance. And I guess with Shrek and Fiona's relationship :o wewt.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 22:39

>>7
I guess that means that it sucks to be me (me being the person who posted #3).

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-01 17:44

>>7
Well, for many men
Appearance(sexually appealing)>> intelligent
"Cool" > understanding
Sexy + cool women >>> intelligent understanding women

What I see here is ugly weak men upset that women want tough sexy guys. Meanwhile they want cool sexy women and aren't interested in ugly nerdy females.

I'm sure there are plenty of inteligent careing not so sexy women out there for you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-01 22:56

>>1

Spoken like a fellow girlless anonymous. That's YOUR opinion. I see it differently: Girls, much like guys, go for what's stimulating first, then after they get burned enough to get the point, either stop looking altogether, or start looking with an eye toward someone who will carry the weight of both(Girls who give it up to Mr. Cool, get pregnant/diseased by him, then try to seduce Mr. Next after Mr. Cool has dumped/been dumped by them. Mr. Next has the nice job/home/car Mr. Cool doesn't and is stupid enough...uh...I mean...WILLING to share and has little or no idea of the girl's past.).

Guys do the same thing: We'll find the prettiest thing we can, waste our money on her, get diseased, or cheated on by her, and after the break-up, start looking for some girl who'll give us sex without even asking for simple respect in return.

Just like the girl who'd been had by Mr. Cool, we start looking for someone to sucker in return.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-01 23:27

There is some truth in your shit, and some shit in your truth.

Oh yeah, tries studying your biologies.  Women are most fertile around the age of 30.  Men are most fertile around the age of 20.  Aside from that your argument is dated and uninteresting.  Read a psychology book and a few studies, then leave your room for longer than a week at a time, and get back to me about how "bad guys" are destroying our culture because "good guys", like you (I'm guessing) can't seem to get laid.

Cry more, newb.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-02 18:57

so uhm, i guess all you are saying is: "shit i can't get laid because those bad guys are catching all the girls"
well fuck you, get out and fuck a mudkip in public, then post pics. You will be so cool that every chick in the world will want to screw you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-02 20:30

Whenever I talk to girls, I tell them blatant lies such as working for NASA as a professional line dancer, because it was found that on the moon, line dancing is the superior form of locomotion. If they laugh, they're a keeper, if they don't get it as a joke, they're thrown back. If they believe me, they're a keeper.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-02 23:04

What, this is news? Of course girls don't like dating the nice guys. But while they may like dating the total assholes for a while, they usually get tired of it after a while. The key is a balance between the two -- what girls are going to be looking for is an outward asshole and in an inward, secret nice guy. In other words, a guy that looks like he's all tough on the outside, says sarcastic, somewhat scathing comments, but is actually fundamentally a "nice" guy that just feels a little vulnerable, and to hide the vulnerability has the asshole appearance.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 22:48

>>13
Women are most fertile around the age of 30

lol wat? proof?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 8:50

just pimp slap her and get her to make you a sandwitch

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 12:26

>>13
>>Women are most fertile around the age of 30

Your an idiot A womans fertility dops off after about age 25. GB/2 year 6 biology.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 12:28

Why do women like to be treated bad? Beacuse they don't really feel bad, they lack the emotional growth that men go through to really feel thier emotions. This is show in how they themselfs consider thier emotions, to them tired and "hyper" are emotions, even hungry is somthing they'd call a feeling. Feeling = emotion for women.
They don't have curiosity, apathy, wonder, brotherhood and other such complex emotions. A womans psyche is just like a childs, oh yeah she does get "sad" buts thats just being upset, she can never feels real despondency and heavy-heartedness. She may be happy but this is just giddyness, she could never have true elation and happyness that a man can feel.

Name: Kat 2007-11-10 10:11

Dick weed

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 14:38

Why does this thread still exist? Quit bumping it, faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 20:10

Oh?

BUMP!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 21:34

So what I'm getting from all this is that we should probably all bring guns to school and shoot everybody.  Yes?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 14:33

Name: BOMPMASTER 2007-11-11 20:51

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 14:07

Clearly if your attempts to copulate with women on their own free will is met with fail you must choose a different method. I suggest raep as it is made of both win and pwnage. One only needs to look at history for an example of its success: The early Romans, being both of horny nature and geeky physique, lacked the means of procuring females to mate with. They decided to raep themselves some Sabine bitches and the rest of their illustrious civilization naturally followed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 15:47

>>27

Raep? You? Dream on.
Fap regularily. That's closest you'll come to cecks, evar.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 12:27

Hot bisexual chick looking for attractive geek boyfriend.  Must qualify for Mensa.

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