I woke up this morning and suddenly remembered that there was no thread declaring everything in the Bible to be true in Science & Math today. Naturally I could not let such a grave oversight on my part remain, so here it is: Everything in the Bible is still true.
God Bless
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Anonymous2007-10-31 13:30
Except Adam and Eve, amirite? :D Everything else though, it's fucking fact.
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Krieger2007-10-31 13:39
Everything except the parts involving the use of the "lord's powers", mana, miracles, or happenings extroardinary enough for an American cliche movie; completely true. So, yes, Egypt IS real.
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Finch2007-10-31 17:34
Its weird how scientific and Mathematic knowledge has advanced so far and religious knowledge has stayed so limited.
Just a thought.
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Anonymous2007-10-31 17:56
Amazing how a story of a guy can be over exaggerated because he was nice, and then become a religion/
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Anonymous2007-10-31 18:09
Yes, jesus died twice, coolest guy on earth.
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Anonymous2007-10-31 20:03
>>3
Except that there were no Jewish slaves in Egypt either.
>>4
Not that weird. Science can't exist without constantly reviewing itself and progressing, religion can't exist if people actually examine its claims critically.
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OutLoL2007-10-31 21:17
Well,the bible contradicts itself many times...
So... If "EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE IS TRUTH", so truth is ilogical and false.
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Anonymous2007-10-31 21:40
If "everything written in the bible is truth" then, Jesus would be a wine company and he'd use gallons of water into wine.
Also, our lives would be a lie if that would happen... God has your epic novel in his hands and he can write whatever he wants :<
>>9
Grapes convert water into wine, and Humans convert beer into piss. Converting liquids like that just isn't that difficult, and in a fairly biological sense it hardly requires the invocation of a deity in order to present it as real.
Science should theoretically reach a point where our knowledge is absolute.... 'Religion can exist if people critique it's claims'? What? SO basically we should blindly believe it. Examination is apparently futile because it was undermine the religion... thus leading to a better understanding perhaps.
Science is to be 'Reviewed' while the more confusing and actually decipherable religion is to be treated as the definitive truth.
Way to go Dipshit
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Anonymous2007-11-01 18:04
There are not contradictions in the Bible, anyone who can claim so has obviously not read the Bible. You all have been had. This is the work of Satan!
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No, all the bible story really tells us is that Jesus may have been gene-engineered, and had grape DNA spliced into his genome. This is because HE converted WATER into WINE. Capiche?