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Ph.D. in Math

Name: Jewsauce 2007-10-07 4:09

Tell me about it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 6:02

Jews not so great at math, try economics.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 11:48

Philosophy major here. This is relative to my interests.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 12:55

>>3

lol, in what way, exactly?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 13:50

>>4
Because with a degree in Math, he might be able to get a job!

OOOO, Snap

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 16:01

How many math Ph.D.'s are awarded a year?

Where would someone with a math Ph.D. go to work?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 16:08

I am a baker. One of my esteemed colleagues has a degree in math.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 17:20

>>5

buuuuuuurn

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 18:08

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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-07 18:10

Bullshit (often bowdlerized to BS), also Bullcrap, is a common English expletive. It can also be shortened to just "Bull".

Most commonly, it describes incorrect, misleading, false language and statements. Literally, it describes the feces of a bull. As with many expletives, it can be used as an interjection (or in many other parts of speech) and can carry a wide variety of meanings.

Bullshitting is usually when one makes statements that are false, or made-up. Usually people describe other people's action of making a lot of statements as bullshitting in arguments, when one is making up rules or making examples that are not anything to do with what they are discussing or when one is making statements by using examples that need different rules to be applied, so this person is bullshitting

As it contains the word "shit", the term is sometimes considered foul language, hence the use of the euphemistic abbreviations "bull" and "BS". Nonetheless, the term is prevalent in American English and, as with many words, the term is used in a variety of countries, some dating back to approximately the same era World War I. In British English, bollocks is a comparable expletive, although bullshit is now a commonly used expletive in British English also.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-08 20:22

>>6

Wall Street

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 15:51

>>6
a Ph.D. in math is actually one with maybe the most perspective on a good career

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 20:21

>>12
Orly? Don't the pure maths guys mostly end up in crappy teaching jobs?
Maths with specialization in in a practical field though, now there's a highly valued engineer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 7:15

PhDs in math work for the military-industrial complex, as "quants" on Wall Street and hedge funds (six figures to start plus bonuses), at software companies, etc. But none of that changes the fact that they're dirty goddamn mathematicians.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-10 11:03

>>14
They must be the Mr. Wizards who arrived at our wonderful subprime mortgage crisis.  We paid these morons 6 figures?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 11:19

The dipshits that took out the mortgages--and then whatever dipshits bought up packaged mortgages--paid 'em. You didn't pay 'em unless you're one of those dipshits.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 12:18

who cares about degrees. if you don't know shit i won't hire you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 12:20

mathniks = nerds

they're just WAITING for NASA to commission a ship to Mars...

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 18:36

NO GET MARS NOT NAO NOT 2020

Name: Jewsauce 2007-10-14 1:18

Seriously. Give me a number of people a year who get these things - like, 30? Somebody has got to know.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 9:44

In my school, we are like 40 going for a PhD in math. About two third of us want to teach after that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 1:54

>>21
About two third of us want to teach after that.

lol, useful degree is useful indeed

Name: 4tran 2007-10-15 6:41

>>6
NSA

Name: Jewsauce 2007-10-15 16:52

>>21

And what school is that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-15 22:24

ahhh, now i can contribute to this... conversation, a word that i use ever so loosely.
as a student at UT @austin, i just transfered out of Mech Eng. to Pure mathematics, and i did a considerable amount of research on the subject.
a PhD in anything inherently involves at least a little research as well as a deep understanding of the subject, so a PhD in most everything will lead to a job @ a university (a professor), since you are overqualified for most everything else
i dont know how many PhD's are awarded each year, but you literally have to advance the field of mathematics and attain a significant amount of international reknown to get a PhD in mathematics in UT

it is important to understand the difference between teaching and being a professor.  to teach, you must know how to teach.  to be a professor, you must know a lot.  the only professors one ever gets to know as an undergrad are the professors that like to/ are good at teaching, but there are many other people in that school who would call themselves a professor but teach only one highly specialized course

well, perhaps that goes for pure mathematics (topology, number theory, etc.) but... well... an applied mathematicians research is much more likely to be commissioned by someone with alot of cash, so... given that i dont know what field of mathematics you are interested in, i would say that you are very likely running into a job in which you would have to conduct research in order to keep food on the table

i could say what little i know about the different fields of mathematics, but it sounds like that isnt what youre interested in here...

you should really see an advisor in the College of Natural Sciences for your university... or contact advisors from different universties if you dont have access to one at yours

i hope that helped

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 0:02

>>25
that was the best post I have read on world4ch for over a year

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