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Hey, some of my best friends are nigger scientist!
Hm. Logically, this can only mean that... FOR EVERY TIME I TALK TO THEM, I KILLED A JEW IN WORLD WAR II! OMG! It wasn't Hitler, it was me all along. :-( Rest in peace, poor Jews. If only your deaths hadn't mysteriously been in a one-to-one correlation with my nigger scientist friends, you would all still be alive, except the old ones and accounting for natural deaths and accidents, in fact most of you would probably be dead by now, but still. Those poor, poor Jews.