Teh sci. funnies.

Q: What do you get when you mix a charmed blue quark, a red top quark, and a green one that's gone a little strange?

So this neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer", and the bartender says "For you, no charge."

Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says,
"Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!"
The other responds, "Are you sure?!?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

Dear S': I note with distress
The length of your yardstick is less
And please wind your clock
To make it tick-tock
More briskly. Your faithful friend, S.

Q: What do you call a nun who's had a sex change?
A: A Trans-sister

So a bar walks into a man. Oops. Wrong frame of reference

Sign on the door of a microbiology lab: 'STAPH ONLY!'"

Mathematic puns are the first sine of madness.

Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
The disciples
looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus mean - the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9?
Peter said, "Don't worry.  It's just another one of his parabolas."

Q: What's yellow and differentiable?
A: A bananalytic function.