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ITT science haikus/poems

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 0:35 ID:9hDA0xHB

my Steven Pinker haiku:

This guy's everywhere
Thinks he's Noam fucking Chomsky
Who is this asshole

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 10:35 ID:lolg1wA3

haiku's are fucking stupid
they stifle creativity with arbitrary rules
the japanese need to realise their language is inferior

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 10:41 ID:9hDA0xHB

well you don't HAVE to
communicate through haiku
it's only for fun :/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 11:51 ID:lolg1wA3

indeed you don't HAVE to
and you shouldn't
it's retarded

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 2:58 ID:Heaven

I'll sage this thread now, just because I hate you all. Shut the fuck up please.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 2:30 ID:aBarLty+

>>2
Haiku's are stupid
They drown creativity
The Jap's language fails

fix'd

Name: RedCream 2007-09-08 3:06 ID:6EcjfFxB

I saw Gilgamesh
But the camera did not
I must have been drunk

Name: RedCream 2007-09-08 3:11 ID:6EcjfFxB

One two three four five
Six seven eight nine ten -- oh!
The numbers don't fit!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 4:31 ID:tLaPfJvo

There once was a man named Newton.
Living much of his life in reclusion.
But he offered us proofs
Of physical truths
And for that, today, we salute him.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 8:30 ID:7nCPIZfl

Limerick hijack? Then it's time to copypasta this:

A quantum mechanic's vacation
Had his colleagues in dire consternation.
For while studies had shown
That his speed was well known,
His position was pure speculation.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 9:18 ID:cl2L6Td4

>>10

rofl

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 14:33 ID:ri/nP2vs

We're in Wayne's basement
Only we're not in Wayne's basement
Isn't that weird?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 17:28 ID:cl2L6Td4

>>2

YOU GOT THE SYLLABLE COUNT DOWN BUT THE FORMAT IS MISLEADING
SO FUCK YOU

Name: RedCream 2007-09-08 17:50 ID:YHmSeTpO

>>10
Good one.

>>12
I count syllables
I note they are off a bit
No haiku for you!