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EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE IS TRUE

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:22 ID:hvm69VcB

I am not asking you to prove me wrong, since God's Word is omnipotent, that would be impossible. I am merely reminding you all of this fact.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 19:16 ID:ID9bXz0C

Since this is the "Math and Science" forum here. I am going to offer you a simple mathematical "proof" that confirms the existance of God, that you can do in your very own living room. All you need is a paper and pen.

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Therefore: God exists.
Its that easy!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 20:03 ID:JCdMpMfE

SPUNK BUBBLE

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 20:04 ID:JCdMpMfE

SPUNK BUBBLE

Name: 4tran 2007-09-09 23:43 ID:F15P2J2f

>>38
I've read a while ago that occasionally, sections of water can naturally open up as a result of strong winds.  If it has any degree of predictability, all Moses had to do was wait for a good time, wave his hands and claim it was God's doing.

For a burning bush, one only needs to douse the bush with an alcohol water mixture that doesn't consume the underlying material.  I've seen this done on dollar bills.

In the end, there is no proof of external powers.

>>39
A supernatural entity not existing is also consistent with our data.  I wonder what that proves...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:26 ID:M9Lgukml

>>40
Hey, Jesus meant EVERYONE. Jesus was essentially a hippie, and he felt compassion for EVERYONE. It even says this in a little book you may have heard of called THE BIBLE. So by posting that you sound like an arrogant biggot with no common logic, which is how most religious people are.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:34 ID:M9Lgukml

>>45
Oh, I almost forgot: if Jesus only meant Christians (which there was hardly any of at the time), then why was he willing to "die for our sins"? Obviously, if he was willing to die for a bunch "non-believers" then he did accept them. You should know this by now, since you claim to be such a hardcore Christian, but no; you still need to pull your fucking head out of your fatass and maybe read the Bible, because sounds like you don't know some of the major details. So until you you do that and then possibly realize what bullshit religion is, fuck off you ignorant cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:51 ID:WiZr4Fh7

>>46

First of all, I said BELIEVERS. Not Christians specifically. Learn to read. There were only Jews at that time, believers were people who believed in God, and hid son the Lord. I have read the Bible, Jesus dies so that we can go to Heaven. You cannot go to heaven if you are a heathen. Where do you get your facts (certainly not the Bible) The idea was that Jesus made his religion inclusive to all, not just a "chosen people", like the Jews. Jesus loves us all, but unbelievers are still going to Hell (God's punishment). I don't see how this is contradictory. Accept Christ and you will go to Heaven. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:52 ID:WiZr4Fh7

>>46

Also: You are stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 4:22 ID:svwUZsVa

>>48
no but you are!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 4:48 ID:gDiNUpU3

>>49
that's tellin' 'im, Vinny

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 14:59 ID:xmZ7ldkX

How McCann the bible be tru if they is 10 diff versions from v1.5-v8.60

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 19:24 ID:Heaven

>>51
Well, obviously you should always use the latest stable version.
The KJV distro has a lots of new features in latest SVN, but those are still too unstable for home users.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 1:04 ID:JwQUVII8

>>47
No, I don't get my facts from the Bible; I get them from a science book. And what your saying still makes God sound like a contradictory asshole; he feels compassion for all living creatures, yet he'll send them to Hell. For example, say there was a girl who was athiest, but a very nice person. She is kind and neighborly like the Bible says you should, but she doesn't beleive in God. But if there is a Heaven, then she should get in, should she not? And hey, once she gets up there she could say, "Huh, Christianity was right; well I'm sorry!" That's what it should say in the Bible, but because it doesn't that is a contradiction. Why do think so many Christians are biggots? Because of that. Don't accept Christ? Well go fuck yourself then, even though Jesus says to treat everyone with respect and acceptance.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 7:51 ID:ApgpKqfh

>>53

You are very likely making all of this up, but I will play along. This girl who is an atheists will go to Hell, there is no chance for her to get into Heaven unless she repents. She must know this fact, but still denies God. Clearly she is exhibiting massochistic tendencies. She knows she can save her soul by becoming a Christian, but she would rather ger raped by Satan in Hell. Some nice person...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 9:14 ID:i6yoKZTk

In the bible, it says Pi (3.1415...) is equal to THREE yes, 3!!

It says it here:

 "And he [Hiram] made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one rim to the other it was round all about, and...a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about....And it was an hand breadth thick...." — First Kings, chapter 7, verses 23 and 26

Pi is the ratio of diameter to circumference.So you divide 30 cubits by 10 cubits and you get only three!

The bible is bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 9:15 ID:i6yoKZTk

One more thing idiot OP.

It is not our job to disprove.

IT IS YOUR JOB TO PROVE YOU IDIOT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 14:08 ID:Heaven

EVERYTHING IN THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA IS TRUE. EVEN THE FALSE THINGS.

ESPECIALLY THE FALSE THINGS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 18:20 ID:ApgpKqfh

>>55

read:

>>11

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 18:21 ID:eo5zQiav

yes, god planted dinosaur bones. he even aged them to test your faith.

door-to-door christians are full of some serious bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 18:26 ID:eo5zQiav

jesus is just the potter of romans

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 19:58 ID:Heaven

>>57
I can attest to this as a card-holding pope of Discordianism.

>>59
And what do we do with things full of shit? That's right. Light them on fire and leave them on your neighbours doorstep. Really, it's hilarous.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 22:47 ID:ApgpKqfh

>>59

I don't think God created dinosaur bones explicitly to test us, more likely Satan has something to do with this. You see, it is true dinosaurs did not exist, but the Bible makes mention of dragons. It is very possible, nay plausible, that what we think are "dinosaur fossils" are actually the bones of dragons, re-arranged by evil atheists ("paleontologists") to make us doubt the Bible. I'm not falling for it, Satan!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 22:44 ID:yixTuJDV

bump

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an "omg"

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 23:03 ID:Heaven

Religion threads are filled with stupidity from all sides and views.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 23:06 ID:+UWVE86f

>>1
Does this now meant Incest is ok?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 23:09 ID:Heaven

>>65
what

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 23:13 ID:Nt5s/Hux

I hope there will always be some bible freaks like him. It makes me laugh so loud. Enjoy your pathetic life, dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 0:49 ID:p/4UCY/c

>>67

I do enjoy my life. I will enjoy Heaven even more, though. You, on the other hand, will go to Hell, unless you repent. I pray for your soul!

Name: RedCream 2007-09-13 2:18 ID:k/cIG4JR

>>64
Actually, religion threads are filled with FAIL since there's no evidence supporting any of their assertions whatsoever, EXCEPT the assertion that a particularly nosy deity doesn't exist since His Nosiness isn't evident when recording or detection devices are around.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 3:30 ID:7lou1veF

>>39
There is no proof that the supernatural entity which created the universe is the God described in the bible.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-13 4:28 ID:k/cIG4JR

>>70
Even more pressing, the is no proof that a supernatural entity which created the universe, and furthermore there is no proof that supernatural entities even exist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 6:27 ID:7jCGlY35

>>71
There's no proof that they don't exist.  However, it is my belief that they don't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 8:18 ID:qj1+h7Ds

This is not true, the Bible clearly states that God exist and supernatural events do occur. I don't know where you guys are getting your facts from, but the Bible is the only true source facts and information.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 8:25 ID:qj1+h7Ds

>>73
 
The word "of" should be between the words "source" and "facts". Pardon me for this error, I had better check my posts more carefully. I'm starting to type like these atheists!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 13:30 ID:AN83F0w6

>>74
You also omitted the 's' in "exists."  Also, I am an atheist correcting your grammar.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-13 14:12 ID:Wxip9JGO

>>75

GUD 4 U

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-14 12:07 ID:6RnQkADB

This thread is getting bumped until there is a board for religious discussion. I have sent emails so it should not be long now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 0:29 ID:EPTILKG+

bump

Name: 4tran 2007-09-16 2:30 ID:/G6OlvtQ

RedCream is being suspiciously not angry.  When atheists/agnostics make mention of the uncertainty of their beliefs, he gets angry at what should be certainty.  When a theist finally shows up, he suddenly stops getting angry/demanding proof.

a) RedCream has multiple personalities
b) The theist is actually a troll
c) RedCream is conspiring with the theist to convert everybody on /sci/ to Christianity

Name: RedCream 2007-09-16 4:57 ID:IbYUrOoO

What I said in >>71 is EPIC WIN.  The religifags have to post proof of their outrageous assertions or STFU and GTFO for being adherents of a provable falsehood.  Remember, the religitards aren't just claiming some giant alien space monster created the universe; they are ALSO claiming this G.A.S.M. is omnipresent (meaning, a detection device can find it anywhere) and has (from the stories) shown great interest in altering reality for Humans in obvious and unnatural ways.  However, no proof of these things has been found.  None whatsoever.

You know what they call it when nothing happens when it SHOULD BE happening, when the cameras and other detection equipment are ready?  Yeh, it's called a FUCKING FRAUD.  There's just no "God", you ninnies.  Get used to it.

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