EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE IS TRUE

I am not asking you to prove me wrong, since God's Word is omnipotent, that would be impossible. I am merely reminding you all of this fact.

religion is unprovable.  on the contrary, evolution has yet to ever be disproved.
our silly "bible" is merely a lot of fanciful tales admittedly written by random people who may or may not have been possessed or "inspired"   silliness.  saying something is true because it just is is the lamest argument EVAR    seriously, sounds like childrens beliefs with huge gaps in logic