IN order for the bible to be legitimate it must fulfil various conditions, logical or otherwise
1. in order for the bible to be a RELIABLE AND VALID source it must be proven that all parties(assuming they existed) that have contributed to the bible were in good mental health and had a good degree of literacy in order to properly convert their "experiences" to paper with NO misinterpretation from the bibles origin to TODAY, we have no way of proving this and it is nearly impossible for all the peoples contributing to the bible to be well versed in literacy and be able to write in such a way to remove all doubt of misinterpretation.
2. the bible must have remained unaltered, uncensored, and translated PERFECTLY throughout time, we know this is not possible as early translations WERE imperfect, the church during the crusades made various alterations and censorships to the bible in order to better justify their actions.
3. the events must be logically and physically possible, eg living purely on "mana" found in the desert for over two weeks, let alone a month is impossible.
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>>81 ;P good shit that